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45 yuan

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30A?

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Der wurdt sein dat in besite oan in "sauna" fan it fêstelân sil,

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yn mar ien ekstatyske huverjen, ôfbrekke alle moraal

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en wearden dy't in man tsientallen jierren nimt om op te bouwen.

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Dat dit 45 Yuan ticket dat dit 45 Yuan ticket

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soe myn yntreepas blike te wêzen
nei in wei fan gjin werom.

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Dit is myn ferhaal. It begon allegear doe't ik 25 wie ...

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(DUE WEST I OUR SEX JOURNEY)

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Dêrfoar hie ik altyd besocht
om it goede ding te dwaan

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en in modelboarger wêze.

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Ik tink dat dit wierskynlik is om't

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Ik bin grutbrocht yn in soarte fan modelhúshâlding.

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Dat is myn mem, dy mei it lange gesicht.

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Sy is de Vice Principal
en in Discipline Officer op in famkesskoalle.

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De iene mei de bril neist

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har is myn heit.

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Hy is in senior offisier yn 'e
Ofwettering Services Department.

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"Loyaal en tawijd" soe de bêste manier wêze

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om syn relaasje mei har te beskriuwen.

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Wat foar smoargens is dit?

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It sil jo geast rotearje. Dit is net foar dy!

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Lês dizze. Dizze is mear as it.

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Sûnt ik my herinnerje koe, waard moarn oanmoedige

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frijheid fan spraak, demokrasy, en gelikens.

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Wy soene regelmjittich famyljegearkomsten rieplachtsje

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om alle húshâldingsproblemen te besprekken.

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Ik moat nije wike wer nei it plattelân,

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dus wat de notulen oanbelanget,

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Mooglik moat ik se by de folgjende gearkomste ynleverje.

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Binne jo net gewoan gien?

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Der is de lêste tiid in wettertekoart yn dy gebieten,

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sadat se frijwilligers nedich binne om troch te gean mei helpferliening.

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OK... Fersyk ferliend.

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As der neat oars op de aginda stiet,

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de gearkomste wurdt ôfbrutsen.

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Mem, ik haw in fersyk.

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Sis "foarsitter".

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Foarsitter, ik haw in foarstel.

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Trochgean.

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Ik tink dat ik no âld genôch bin

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en dêrom freegje dat

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Ik behearje myn eigen bûsjild.

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Do bist noch jong, hoe kinsto sa wis wêze?

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Sadree't jo âld genôch binne,

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mem lit dy it sels dwaan.

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Mar moarn, ik bin âld genôch!

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Goed, om't jo der op oanhâlde,

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Ik sil respektearje jo fersyk.

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Lit ús der oer stimme.

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Alles yn it foardiel dat ús jonge syn eigen jild beheart,
stek dyn hannen op.

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Allegear tsjin?

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Op grûn fan it tal stimmen wurdt de moasje ferslein.

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Gearkomste útsteld.

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Gearkomste útsteld.

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Foarsitter, ik haw in nij foarstel.

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Trochgean.

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It is sa. ik...

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Ik wol begjinne mei it keapjen fan myn eigen ûnderguod.

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Wêrom?

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Hâldsto net fan wat moarnspikken?

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Mar dit is in soarte fan privee ...

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Dat is krekt!

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Lykas by bûtenbuizen fan in gebou,

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dat is in groepskwestje,

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As reparaasjes nedich binne,

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it moat goedkard wurde troch de eigners fan it gebou.

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Mar myn "ding" is gjin groepskwestje!

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Heit, wêr dogge jo oer?

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Lear ús soan sosjale ferantwurdlikens.

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Mem, heit, ik begryp it hielendal.

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Mar ik bin in folwoeksene, it is tiid
foar in bytsje ûnôfhinklikens.

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Moai. Wy binne in demokrasy.

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Litte wy it yn stimming bringe.

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Alles yn it foardiel fan Frankie
keapje syn eigen ûnderbroek, hannen omheech.

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Allegear tsjin?

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No, dan. It is regele.

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Heit, asto wolst
set dit yn 'e minuten.

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Gearkomste útsteld.

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Sa begrypt nimmen better as ik

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de problemen fan in kiezer.

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Nei al dy jierren,

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it ienige dêr't wy net nedich in stimming op

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wie myn wegering om te studearjen yn it Feriene Keninkryk.

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Ommers,

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wat foar âlden wolle net

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harren bern mei harren?

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Wat krije wy no?

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Wat dochst do?

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Mar myn wegering om nei Ingelân te gean

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wie net te tankjen oan filiale frommens.

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It wie fanwegen myn dreamfamke ...

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Neffens Baidu Antwurden

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"Earste leafde" is

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allinnich jongerein langstme

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om kontakt te hawwen mei en

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begryp it tsjinoerstelde geslacht,

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mar gjin wiere leafde.

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Sûnder twifel wie Zoey myn earste leafde.

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- Haha...
- Argh

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Immen, help my nei it kantoar fan 'e ferpleechkundige.

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Hah, neutered troch in she-male.
Dat is tsien jier pech!

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Stean werom, elkenien. Krij neat op dy!

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It is dyn geloksdei!

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- Litte wy gean.
- Ok.

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"Silhouette" troch Zhu Ziqing

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Hy stekt de spoaren oer,

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besykje hurd te klimmen it platfoarm, tsjinoer.

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Twa hannen gripe heech, twa fuotten besykje te folgjen;

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Ik koe nea krije wêrom Zhu Zi-Qing

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soe alles skrieme
krekt fan it sjen nei de rêch fan syn heit.

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Dizze lêzing oer "Silhouette" die neat foar my.

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Dit oare silhouet lykwols ...

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... it bringt my ta triennen

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Ik wiskje se fuort,

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bang dat hy sil sjen, dat oaren sille sjen.

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It folgjende momint doe't ik wer út it finster seach,

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heit wie al op 'e weromreis,
mei helder reade mandarijnen yn beide hannen.

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By it oerstekken fan it spoar,
hy sette earst de mandarijnen op 'e grûn,

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Op dat stuit wist ik it wol

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Ik wie einliks in man wurden.

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In grutte man.

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Der stie net folle yn 'e wei
fan in ynternet doe.

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Dus de maklikste manier foar jonges

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nei bleate froulju te sjen

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wie krekt te keapjen in nudie mag

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beskikber by eltse strjitte ferkeaper.

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Wat sjogge jim nei?

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Kom yn line!

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Lit ús diele.

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Opstelle!

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Wachtsje foarôf as skoalle út is.

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Dizze ûnderûntwikkele lytse jonge is Wang Jing,

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myn ienige freon op 'e middelbere skoalle.

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"Jing" betsjut stil,

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dat is wat hy is.

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As hy praat, is elk wurd in gem.

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Fan alle minsken dy't ik koe, begriep hy my it bêste,

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hast as koe er my tinke hearre.

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Oan 'e oare kant,

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hy soe noait rjocht nei my sjen,

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dus ik koe nea fertelle wat er tocht

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Wow! Is dat Yuki Maiko?!

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Wolle jo grut? HK tits sil nea wêze
sa grut as wite poppen'.

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Doe besefte ik it

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boarsten wiene net sa't ik tocht.

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Wang Jing waard sa, tegearre mei de hûdmags,

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de bemoedigjende en freonlike mentor

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fan myn nije alter ego.

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Dit is goed spul.
Jou it gewoan werom as jo klear binne.

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Mar ik haw him noait frege,

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hoe wie it dat sa'n prepuberale keardel him like

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koe sa kennisich wêze?

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Wa learde him dit alles?

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Wie it Miss Sex út 'e kolom "Ja"?

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Of miskien Dr Kinsey út

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"Reader's Digest"?

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Dat sil altyd in mystearje bliuwe.

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Ik bin sa bliid om jo te tsjinjen.

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Ik soe sa tefreden wêze en grutsk op mysels

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as ik kin gewoan meitsje jo fiele goed.

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Do bist sa'n goed famke.

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Mar ik bin sa min!

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Dat fielt goed?

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Werklik?

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Ja, echt, echt goed ...

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Echt?

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Werklik? Werklik?

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Werklik?

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Tige tank.

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Hee heit, bist net mei moarn tee?

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Wêrom bist allinnich werom?

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Ik krige buikpijn dus ik gie earst fuort.

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Hawwe jo noch iten?

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Ja.

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Asjebleaft, spuug asjebleaft it ferdomde ding út!

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Hé, wat is der mei al it racket derút?

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Och... Neat, allinnich de tv.

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De sulveren is noch better...

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Meitsje dysels noflik.

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Mem, do bist werom.

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Binne jo waarm, soan?

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Wêrom is dyn gesicht hielendal swit?
Hawwe jo koarts?

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Kom hjir net!

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Ik bin krekt klear mei in workout.

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Ik sil goed komme.

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Gean oanklaaie. Do bist sa beskamsum!

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Och, wat is de soarch?

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Wy hawwe it allegear sjoen sûnt hy lyts wie.

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Jo muoikes soene it net slim fine om in bywurke blik te sjen!

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Wat dogge jo no krekt?

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Wêrom is d'r in pear boksers yn 'e wenkeamer?

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Heit kaam krekt werom, sei wat oer diarree,

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en naam se ôf doe't er binnenkaem.

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Jim heit soe better witte moatte.

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Dingen oeral dellizze!

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Dit is sa beskamsum ...

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It is goed. Ik kin sa wêze as ik haast haw.

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Fansels. Begryplik.

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Skeakelje de tv. Der is in foarstelling dy't ik folgje.

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Soan, wêr is de ôfstân?

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De ôfstân... Gjin idee.

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Ferjit de tv

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en hastich.

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Litte wy dit spultsje oan 'e gong krije.

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Jo hoege net te chuck de ôfstânsbetsjinning
gewoan om't jo net leuk fine wat der op stiet.

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Wêr is Baby?

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Baby, stopje mei rinnen! Kom hjir. Goeie jonge!

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Dat soe ik noait riede, frou Chan

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soe de earste frou wêze dy't myn lading trochslokte.

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Stel jo dat foar. Se liket it sels leuk te hawwen!

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Kom op, wy wachtsje.

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Soan, gean wat drankjes foar ús.

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Wat?

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Soarch foar ús gasten!

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Eh, ik...

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Ik wat?

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Wat is der mis mei dy hjoed?

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Mem, do fertelst my altyd om hurder te studearjen en

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krije in goede graad.

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No, ik besykje it no,

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dochs boartsje jo mahjong!

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Hoe moat ik my konsintrearje?

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Jo sizze ien ding, mar dogge in oar.

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Ik kin it gewoan net oannimme.

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Wat dyn soan seit is rjocht.

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Wêrom geane wy ​​net nei myn plak?

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Rjochts! It is seldsum foar bern

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- om dizze dagen sa learsum te wêzen.
- Litte wy gean.

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Mem is ferkeard. It sil net wer barre.

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Tankewol, mem.

232
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Wat is der oan de hân, offisier?

233
00:15:18,999 --> 00:15:19,916
Wy hawwe klachten krigen

234
00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:21,542
fan foarwerpen wurde smiten hjirwei.

235
00:15:21,543 --> 00:15:24,629
Hoe koe dat? Wy spylje gewoan mahjong!

236
00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:27,006
No dan, is dizze ôfstân fan jo?

237
00:15:27,007 --> 00:15:29,634
No, alle remotes lykje itselde.

238
00:15:29,635 --> 00:15:32,261
Wachtsje. Seist net gewoan
do koest dyn net fine?

239
00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:33,971
Koe dit it net wêze?

240
00:15:33,972 --> 00:15:35,807
Offisier, jo kinne it bêste kontrolearje
foardat it meitsjen fan beskuldigings.

241
00:15:35,808 --> 00:15:38,393
Ik wit net elektroanika. Freegje myn soan.

242
00:15:38,394 --> 00:15:40,812
Soan, liket dit op ús ôfstân?

243
00:15:40,813 --> 00:15:43,481
Dit ding is net fan ús hûs.

244
00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:45,817
Sjen? En it is sa beat-up,

245
00:15:45,818 --> 00:15:47,527
jo kinne sizze dat it fan elkenien is!

246
00:15:47,528 --> 00:15:50,613
Wat is de grutte deal. Besykje it en sjoch.

247
00:15:50,614 --> 00:15:55,614
It is sa brutsen, it hat gjin sin.

248
00:15:56,662 --> 00:15:58,579
Dit moat wurkje.

249
00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:03,580
Heit!

250
00:16:19,351 --> 00:16:21,352
Nei dat foarfal,

251
00:16:21,353 --> 00:16:23,855
mem hat nea in oare famyljegearkomste hâlden.

252
00:16:23,856 --> 00:16:26,023
Se neamt it sels noait wer.

253
00:16:26,024 --> 00:16:28,943
It like wol oft se ek net sa strang wie.

254
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:32,113
It wie hast as wie ik in befrijde slaaf!

255
00:16:32,114 --> 00:16:34,157
Lykwols, elkenien yn 'e buert

256
00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:39,158
wist no wa't ik wie.

257
00:16:41,707 --> 00:16:45,918
Do bist mar 'l6. Der is noch genôch tiid.

258
00:16:45,919 --> 00:16:48,087
Fyn in moai famke om te lizzen.

259
00:16:48,088 --> 00:16:50,590
Jo hoege it sels net mear te lûken.

260
00:16:50,591 --> 00:16:52,884
Liket it sa maklik.

261
00:16:52,885 --> 00:16:55,928
Wêr't in wil is, is in wei.

262
00:16:55,929 --> 00:16:57,221
Wachtsje op myn wurd.

263
00:16:57,222 --> 00:16:58,681
Wang Jing joech my in kondoom

264
00:16:58,682 --> 00:16:59,974
as wie it neat

265
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:02,185
en liet sûnder in wurd.

266
00:17:02,186 --> 00:17:03,853
Earlik sein, as ik net tafallich hie

267
00:17:03,854 --> 00:17:06,272
ienris ien sjoen yn heit syn keamer,

268
00:17:06,273 --> 00:17:07,899
Ik soe tocht hawwe dat it in stik gom wie

269
00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:10,234
en sloech it yn myn mûle.

270
00:17:10,235 --> 00:17:12,445
In doaze hie wol moai west.

271
00:17:12,446 --> 00:17:14,739
Dat soe teminsten west hawwe
guon ynstruksjes yn it.

272
00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:16,949
Soan. It is foar dy.

273
00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:19,410
Doe't Jing my fertelde om te wachtsjen op syn wurd,

274
00:17:19,411 --> 00:17:21,579
Ik frege gjin wurd fan wat.

275
00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:22,455
Mar dy nacht,

276
00:17:22,456 --> 00:17:26,501
hy rôp en sei fuort fan 'e bat...

277
00:17:26,502 --> 00:17:29,003
Dien en stof.

278
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,214
Wêrom docht "stof"

279
00:17:31,215 --> 00:17:32,757
needsaaklikerwize folgje "dien"?

280
00:17:32,758 --> 00:17:34,717
Wêrom net "dien en levere"?

281
00:17:34,718 --> 00:17:36,427
En hoe sit it mei de sin

282
00:17:36,428 --> 00:17:38,054
"Lipstick op in pig"?

283
00:17:38,055 --> 00:17:39,972
Wêrom gjin jurk?

284
00:17:39,973 --> 00:17:41,849
Ik tekene in blank

285
00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:43,684
en koe net riede wat Jing wie.

286
00:17:43,685 --> 00:17:45,728
... oant hy neamde Zoey moete.

287
00:17:45,729 --> 00:17:50,274
Dat makke my wekker!

288
00:17:50,275 --> 00:17:54,070
It docht bliken dat wy op kamping geane.

289
00:17:54,071 --> 00:17:56,697
En soesto it net witte, in baarch op reis.

290
00:17:56,698 --> 00:17:57,907
Hjir, lit my jo helpe.

291
00:17:57,908 --> 00:18:00,451
Ik haw Jing noait frege hoe't er regele
dat date mei Zoey.

292
00:18:00,452 --> 00:18:01,577
En op dat stuit

293
00:18:01,578 --> 00:18:03,454
it wie it lêste ding út myn gedachten.

294
00:18:03,455 --> 00:18:04,372
Lit my.

295
00:18:04,373 --> 00:18:08,042
Oh, ik kin it beheare.

296
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,545
Binne jo goed?

297
00:18:10,546 --> 00:18:12,463
Ik bin yn oarder. Krekt nedich wat hoestsiroop.

298
00:18:12,464 --> 00:18:14,966
Ik wie gewoan te rjochte op it finen fan in manier

299
00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:18,052
om dy "stok gom" te brûken dy't er my joech.

300
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:23,053
Takeit

301
00:18:24,309 --> 00:18:29,272
Jo woarst is klear. Borstel der wat huning op.

302
00:18:29,273 --> 00:18:30,231
Hé, Jean. Litte wy in kuier meitsje.

303
00:18:30,232 --> 00:18:32,650
Wêrom moatte wy dat dwaan?

304
00:18:32,651 --> 00:18:33,484
Om in petear te hawwen.

305
00:18:33,485 --> 00:18:35,152
In petear ha?!

306
00:18:35,153 --> 00:18:39,323
- Jawis!
- Hee! Jean! Jean!

307
00:18:39,324 --> 00:18:41,367
Hah. Dat wie nuver, huh?

308
00:18:41,368 --> 00:18:45,454
Ja... Hiel nuver.

309
00:18:45,455 --> 00:18:46,622
Hoe sit it mei dat wy wat muzyk opsette?

310
00:18:46,623 --> 00:18:51,623
Wis.

311
00:18:54,131 --> 00:18:55,506
Kin ik dy in drankje helje?

312
00:18:55,507 --> 00:18:58,342
Fansels, tank!

313
00:18:58,343 --> 00:19:00,636
Krij wat drank yn har.

314
00:19:00,637 --> 00:19:04,140
As se ienris aardich en dronken is, kinne jo...

315
00:19:04,141 --> 00:19:05,391
Is der bier?

316
00:19:05,392 --> 00:19:06,517
Ja...

317
00:19:06,518 --> 00:19:11,518
- Dan is it bier!
- Geweldich...

318
00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:18,317
Cheers!

319
00:19:20,574 --> 00:19:21,490
Noch ien!

320
00:19:21,491 --> 00:19:23,701
Werklik? Wolle jo noch mear?

321
00:19:23,702 --> 00:19:26,037
Kom op, drink mei my.

322
00:19:26,038 --> 00:19:31,038
Oh. Okee.

323
00:19:32,377 --> 00:19:37,377
Boaiem omheech!

324
00:19:39,718 --> 00:19:40,926
Jou my in oar.

325
00:19:40,927 --> 00:19:42,511
Wat? Binne jo dit echt oan?

326
00:19:42,512 --> 00:19:45,181
Ik bin yn oarder. Jo sille foar my soargje, krekt?

327
00:19:45,182 --> 00:19:48,851
Isure sil.

328
00:19:48,852 --> 00:19:53,852
Ik sil foar alles soargje.

329
00:20:00,113 --> 00:20:02,073
Jo wis dat jo kinne bliuwe drinke?

330
00:20:02,074 --> 00:20:07,074
Fansels! Ik bin in keardel.

331
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:14,790
Wa seit dat ik it net oan kin? Mear!

332
00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:21,717
Ek hat immen dy ferteld

333
00:20:21,718 --> 00:20:25,805
hasto twa hollen en fjouwer boarsten?

334
00:20:25,806 --> 00:20:27,431
Fynsto datsto moai bist?

335
00:20:27,432 --> 00:20:32,432
Binne jo goed? Lit my jo binnen helpe.

336
00:20:32,437 --> 00:20:37,437
Ik bin yn oarder.

337
00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:56,293
Wie der net wat datst sizze woest? Sis it!

338
00:20:56,294 --> 00:20:58,129
De moanne is as myn hert.

339
00:20:58,130 --> 00:20:59,839
Wat?

340
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,174
Leausto yn aliens?

341
00:21:02,175 --> 00:21:03,008
Fucking aliens?!

342
00:21:03,009 --> 00:21:04,760
Do klootzak! Fergrieme myn tiid!

343
00:21:04,761 --> 00:21:06,679
Do bist der sa fol fan.

344
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,806
Ik haw in alien dissection video. Wolst sjen?

345
00:21:08,807 --> 00:21:10,391
Flean op!

346
00:21:10,392 --> 00:21:15,392
Jo ferlies.

347
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:36,792
Do bist sa moai...

348
00:21:36,793 --> 00:21:38,127
Echt?

349
00:21:38,128 --> 00:21:41,380
Jo witte,

350
00:21:41,381 --> 00:21:43,674
Ik hâld fan dy al lang.

351
00:21:43,675 --> 00:21:46,761
Wolle jo myn freondinne wêze?

352
00:21:46,762 --> 00:21:51,762
Ja...

353
00:24:19,164 --> 00:24:20,122
Einlings.

354
00:24:20,123 --> 00:24:21,081
En de rys is klear.

355
00:24:21,082 --> 00:24:26,082
Jimme al werom?

356
00:24:42,729 --> 00:24:47,729
Skat, do bist sa stout!

357
00:24:48,944 --> 00:24:51,695
En sa wie it resultaat fan it mingen

358
00:24:51,696 --> 00:24:54,198
soda, bier en hoestsiroop: myn jongfammesteat

359
00:24:54,199 --> 00:24:57,242
opjûn oan in pig mei lippenstift.

360
00:24:57,243 --> 00:25:00,537
Ik woe mysels deameitsje
dy nacht en klear mei,

361
00:25:00,538 --> 00:25:02,373
mar hja swarden

362
00:25:02,374 --> 00:25:04,917
se soene it gjinien fertelle,

363
00:25:04,918 --> 00:25:06,627
dus ik feroare fan gedachten.

364
00:25:06,628 --> 00:25:09,964
Mar it is net sa dat ik se gewoan leauwe koe.

365
00:25:09,965 --> 00:25:12,716
Ik bin net dom, witst wol.

366
00:25:12,717 --> 00:25:14,343
Hé, wat dogge jo, slústerje?

367
00:25:14,344 --> 00:25:15,970
Rin net fuort, Frankie!

368
00:25:15,971 --> 00:25:18,389
Wat is der hjoed mei dy, allegear ferklaaid

369
00:25:18,390 --> 00:25:20,766
mei dyn donkere bril en alles?

370
00:25:20,767 --> 00:25:21,767
Jo kinne noch sizze dat it ik bin?

371
00:25:21,768 --> 00:25:24,269
Ek al hiest in tas oer de holle

372
00:25:24,270 --> 00:25:28,482
Neat, ik gean nei de klasse.

373
00:25:28,483 --> 00:25:30,693
Do bist no yn djippe stront!

374
00:25:30,694 --> 00:25:32,987
Wêrom? Wat is bard?

375
00:25:32,988 --> 00:25:34,989
It wurd hat it dat jo ...

376
00:25:34,990 --> 00:25:37,700
jo Ingelske test mislearre!

377
00:25:37,701 --> 00:25:38,450
Is dat alles?

378
00:25:38,451 --> 00:25:39,785
En dat is net in grut genôch deal?

379
00:25:39,786 --> 00:25:40,619
Ferjit him.

380
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:45,207
It is tiid foar ús om nei de klasse te kommen. Litte wy gean.

381
00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:48,002
Earlik sein, ik soe better west hawwe

382
00:25:48,003 --> 00:25:49,712
rukke yn in húske.

383
00:25:49,713 --> 00:25:51,171
Dat is wat ik besocht

384
00:25:51,172 --> 00:25:56,172
om mysels te oertsjûgjen wie bard.

385
00:25:56,469 --> 00:25:58,095
Sis wat jo dizze kear dien hawwe.

386
00:25:58,096 --> 00:25:59,513
Ferflokt.

387
00:25:59,514 --> 00:26:01,181
Goed, dan is hjir de straf.

388
00:26:01,182 --> 00:26:02,182
Gean werom en skriuw tûzen kear

389
00:26:02,183 --> 00:26:03,600
"Ik sil nea wer swarre."

390
00:26:03,601 --> 00:26:06,645
Ik hie net dat se har belofte hâlde.

391
00:26:06,646 --> 00:26:11,646
De folgjende kear sil slimmer wêze.

392
00:26:13,445 --> 00:26:18,445
Skat, ik haw hjoed in T-back oan!

393
00:26:18,575 --> 00:26:19,658
Hâldsto fan it iten fan de lippen fan bargen?

394
00:26:19,659 --> 00:26:24,659
No wa hat it libben fan pech!

395
00:26:25,790 --> 00:26:30,790
Genôch!

396
00:26:30,795 --> 00:26:35,795
Lekkere varkenslippen!

397
00:26:42,807 --> 00:26:46,685
Dat wie de lêste kear dat ik Zoey seach,

398
00:26:46,686 --> 00:26:49,813
want dêrnei naam ik de lieding

399
00:26:49,814 --> 00:26:52,524
en makke myn gedachten!

400
00:26:52,525 --> 00:26:56,070
Ik gean nei Ingelân! En ik wol moarn gean!

401
00:26:56,071 --> 00:26:57,404
Lykas in protte minsken,

402
00:26:57,405 --> 00:26:58,947
Ik tocht dat ik oanslute soe

403
00:26:58,948 --> 00:27:01,325
mei blondes sa gau as ik oankaam,

404
00:27:01,326 --> 00:27:04,328
mar dat wie net krekt it gefal.

405
00:27:04,329 --> 00:27:06,914
Jo witte wat slimmer is as
sitte fêst mei in pork?

406
00:27:06,915 --> 00:27:10,000
Antwurd: wurde fêst yn in keppel fan harren.

407
00:27:10,001 --> 00:27:12,169
Echt, alles is relatyf.

408
00:27:12,170 --> 00:27:13,754
Dit lit my soms werom tinke,

409
00:27:13,755 --> 00:27:18,755
Jean wie eins net sa slim.

410
00:27:23,014 --> 00:27:26,517
Fansels binne dingen net altyd min.

411
00:27:26,518 --> 00:27:28,519
Margaret, in Britsk-Sineeske miks,

412
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,854
wie myn ienige freondinne yn Ingelân.

413
00:27:30,855 --> 00:27:34,024
Eins wie se myn echte earste leafde.

414
00:27:34,025 --> 00:27:35,609
In protte minsken wiene benijd my foar it hawwen

415
00:27:35,610 --> 00:27:37,736
sa'n hottie de earste kear út.

416
00:27:37,737 --> 00:27:42,737
Mar dan, der binne altyd
twa kanten fan elk ferhaal.

417
00:27:45,328 --> 00:27:48,497
Hast!

418
00:27:48,498 --> 00:27:53,498
Och, it is gewoan in spultsje ...

419
00:28:11,312 --> 00:28:16,312
Wat? Kick mei lofts!

420
00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:18,861
Wês net sa oerstjoer. It is mar in spultsje.

421
00:28:18,862 --> 00:28:21,655
Dit is in grutte wedstriid. Ik moat it sjen.

422
00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:26,656
Okee, ik sil it útsette.

423
00:28:39,215 --> 00:28:41,258
It spyt my.

424
00:28:41,259 --> 00:28:46,259
Kom op, noch ien kear.

425
00:29:59,504 --> 00:30:02,589
Hoewol Margaret en ik beide Arsenal-fans wiene,

426
00:30:02,590 --> 00:30:03,173
Ik tocht net dat se har styl ek kopiearje soe,

427
00:30:03,174 --> 00:30:05,842
boartsjen mei harsels

428
00:30:05,843 --> 00:30:10,843
bûten it fjild sa.

429
00:30:22,694 --> 00:30:26,029
Dat ik besleat ien fan myn helden te kopiearjen, Batistuta,

430
00:30:26,030 --> 00:30:31,030
en oanfalle har folsleine krêft.

431
00:30:32,412 --> 00:30:34,538
Blykt dat stjoerde Margaret

432
00:30:34,539 --> 00:30:38,125
nei de ER mei in brutsen pols.

433
00:30:38,126 --> 00:30:39,710
Dat is hoe't ik myn kopke tee ûntduts

434
00:30:39,711 --> 00:30:42,713
wie Earl Grey net. Net tradisjoneel genôch.

435
00:30:42,714 --> 00:30:46,049
Dêrnei, ik nea datearre in oare wite chick.

436
00:30:46,050 --> 00:30:47,426
Ik gie nei it ôfstudearjen nei Hong Kong nei hûs

437
00:30:47,427 --> 00:30:49,469
en fûn in ferkeap- en marketingbaan

438
00:30:49,470 --> 00:30:51,763
foar in multinational.

439
00:30:51,764 --> 00:30:53,223
Hey! "De hypokrityk" sette in nije op!

440
00:30:53,224 --> 00:30:55,225
Sniewite tieten en rôze tepels,

441
00:30:55,226 --> 00:30:56,768
Bouncy squeeze

442
00:30:56,769 --> 00:30:58,020
Love'm to bits

443
00:30:58,021 --> 00:30:59,229
Dizze mollige man,

444
00:30:59,230 --> 00:31:00,522
in jier foarút en myn eardere dormmaat yn Ingelân,

445
00:31:00,523 --> 00:31:02,190
is James.

446
00:31:02,191 --> 00:31:05,235
Syn iennichste twa ynteresses binne hoeren en flokken.

447
00:31:05,236 --> 00:31:07,654
Wat dogge jo op myn buro?

448
00:31:07,655 --> 00:31:09,072
Nim in sit en sjoch!

449
00:31:09,073 --> 00:31:10,574
It is makliker om hjir te ferbergjen.

450
00:31:10,575 --> 00:31:12,909
Fansels is dizze stront goed.

451
00:31:12,910 --> 00:31:14,870
Hel, sjoch sels

452
00:31:14,871 --> 00:31:15,996
Prestaasje Rankings?

453
00:31:15,997 --> 00:31:19,624
Hokker ranglist? Hynders?

454
00:31:19,625 --> 00:31:22,627
Gjin hynders. Hoeren!

455
00:31:22,628 --> 00:31:23,712
Jo wiene tichtby.

456
00:31:23,713 --> 00:31:25,839
Sis noait dat ik dy noait wat jûn haw.

457
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:29,426
Dizze webside hat de lêste ynformaasje oer
alle hoeren yn 'e stêd.

458
00:31:29,427 --> 00:31:31,261
Benammen dizze man dy't himsels "hypokritysk" neamt

459
00:31:31,262 --> 00:31:34,181
Net allinich hawwe syn rapporten foto's,

460
00:31:34,182 --> 00:31:36,099
mar detaillearre listings fan harren spesjale feardichheden!

461
00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:38,518
Se binne fucking unreal!

462
00:31:38,519 --> 00:31:42,064
Hy is as ús beskermhillige.

463
00:31:42,065 --> 00:31:44,941
Pretty damned awesome, rjochts?

464
00:31:44,942 --> 00:31:47,611
Foarste plak, ik bin gjin john lykas jimme allegearre.

465
00:31:47,612 --> 00:31:49,446
Twads, jim moatte net brûke

466
00:31:49,447 --> 00:31:51,448
myn kompjûter om dit soarte dingen te blêdzjen.

467
00:31:51,449 --> 00:31:54,618
Kom op, jonges. Der binne froulju hjir.

468
00:31:54,619 --> 00:31:55,619
Pas op dysels.

469
00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:57,287
It is net sa.

470
00:31:57,288 --> 00:31:59,289
Froulju binne dizze dagen wylder as jo!

471
00:31:59,290 --> 00:32:02,667
Lykas do bist sa ferdomd rjochte-laced.

472
00:32:02,668 --> 00:32:04,961
Sit gjin soargen, wy bringe dy de folgjende kear mei.

473
00:32:04,962 --> 00:32:07,506
Tankewol, mar nee. Gean as jo wolle,

474
00:32:07,507 --> 00:32:08,298
Lit my der út.

475
00:32:08,299 --> 00:32:09,341
Bullshit!

476
00:32:09,342 --> 00:32:11,760
Gjin sa'n ding as in kat dy't net fan fisk hâldt.

477
00:32:11,761 --> 00:32:13,178
En as jo noch noait roast guozzen hân hawwe,

478
00:32:13,179 --> 00:32:16,431
jo kinne net sizze dat jo it net leuk fine.

479
00:32:16,432 --> 00:32:18,392
Jonge, nim myn advys oan,

480
00:32:18,393 --> 00:32:20,644
net fergrieme dyn tiid gek mei gewoane famkes.

481
00:32:20,645 --> 00:32:25,232
Kom mei ús en hawwe in rjocht-up goede tiid.

482
00:32:25,233 --> 00:32:26,108
Frankie.

483
00:32:26,109 --> 00:32:28,944
Dizze mei it serieuze gesicht en de grutte tieten is Susan,

484
00:32:28,945 --> 00:32:32,197
de dochter fan de baas en myn oerste.

485
00:32:32,198 --> 00:32:34,950
Frankie, wy hawwe in Australyske klant
komt middeis.

486
00:32:34,951 --> 00:32:36,034
Jo soargje foar him.

487
00:32:36,035 --> 00:32:38,161
Susan, ik kocht dyn favorite,

488
00:32:38,162 --> 00:32:39,704
blueberry cheesecake.

489
00:32:39,705 --> 00:32:40,705
Lit my gean helje it foar dy.

490
00:32:40,706 --> 00:32:42,499
Mar ... it is heech yn calorieën.

491
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:46,086
Fansels, mar dizze is heech proteïne
en leech sûker!

492
00:32:46,087 --> 00:32:48,672
As James waard berne yn 'e tiid fan keizer Kang Xi,

493
00:32:48,673 --> 00:32:50,674
Ik bin der wis fan dat hy koe hawwe
út-flatere de bêste koertisane.

494
00:32:50,675 --> 00:32:52,801
Jo hawwe it keazen om te passen, krekt?

495
00:32:52,802 --> 00:32:54,094
Sûnt wannear?

496
00:32:54,095 --> 00:32:55,345
Jo prate as jo my sa goed kenne.

497
00:32:55,346 --> 00:32:59,391
Mar wat ik learde fan syn feardichheden wie nuttich,

498
00:32:59,392 --> 00:33:04,392
lykas dy tiid holp it my in deal te sluten
mei in grut bûtenlânsk akkount ...

499
00:33:08,693 --> 00:33:10,277
Eins koe ik jo help brûke.

500
00:33:10,278 --> 00:33:11,445
Ik wol in hoer krije.

501
00:33:11,446 --> 00:33:13,530
Wêr kin ik se fine yn Hong Kong?

502
00:33:13,531 --> 00:33:14,990
Eh...

503
00:33:14,991 --> 00:33:18,743
Jo witte it net, wol?

504
00:33:18,744 --> 00:33:21,872
- Och, ferjit it.
- Ik krij sels gjin hoeren.

505
00:33:21,873 --> 00:33:23,290
It liket my ta,

506
00:33:23,291 --> 00:33:25,625
"Dat is folslein rommel."

507
00:33:25,626 --> 00:33:27,210
Mar om de relaasje mei dizze klant te hâlden,

508
00:33:27,211 --> 00:33:29,379
en om de geast fan "Hong Kong,
de Entertainment Capital,"

509
00:33:29,380 --> 00:33:33,091
Ik besleat him te fertellen oer dy webside

510
00:33:33,092 --> 00:33:35,802
en alles deroer.

511
00:33:35,803 --> 00:33:37,387
Sjocht der net min út.

512
00:33:37,388 --> 00:33:38,722
Wat foar tsjinst?

513
00:33:38,723 --> 00:33:41,433
BBBJTCNQNS soe gjin probleem wêze moatte.

514
00:33:41,434 --> 00:33:44,144
BBBJ... Wat is dat?

515
00:33:44,145 --> 00:33:46,188
Bareback blow-job oant foltôging,

516
00:33:46,189 --> 00:33:48,064
gjin quit, gjin spit.

517
00:33:48,065 --> 00:33:51,276
Mar yn it Kantoneesk neame wy it...

518
00:33:51,277 --> 00:33:53,737
- "Mûlbom"
- Mûlebom?

519
00:33:53,738 --> 00:33:55,864
Ik hâld fan it lûd fan dat!

520
00:33:55,865 --> 00:33:57,491
Moatte wy it besykje?

521
00:33:57,492 --> 00:33:58,700
Kinne wy ​​gean?

522
00:33:58,701 --> 00:33:59,743
Hoe fier is it?

523
00:33:59,744 --> 00:34:01,578
Wat wie it ek wer?Mûlbom?

524
00:34:01,579 --> 00:34:03,413
Werklik?

525
00:34:03,414 --> 00:34:06,583
Mouth Bomb, wie it?

526
00:34:06,584 --> 00:34:08,335
Mouth Bomb!

527
00:34:08,336 --> 00:34:11,296
It lot kin soms op nuvere manieren wurkje.

528
00:34:11,297 --> 00:34:14,216
Nettsjinsteande moeting Zeta yn dizze situaasje,

529
00:34:14,217 --> 00:34:17,093
Ik wie tûk genôch

530
00:34:17,094 --> 00:34:19,012
om de skuld op de frjemdling te lizzen.

531
00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:20,805
En hja leaude my!

532
00:34:20,806 --> 00:34:22,641
Al kin ik der net wis fan wêze
as se yn it algemien goedgeunstich wie

533
00:34:22,642 --> 00:34:26,228
of gewoan om my hinne.

534
00:34:26,229 --> 00:34:29,648
Hjir binne wy tegearre,

535
00:34:29,649 --> 00:34:31,983
de lêste minút foar 15.00 oere,

536
00:34:31,984 --> 00:34:33,902
fan 16 april 2011.

537
00:34:33,903 --> 00:34:36,988
Lit ús dit momint ûnthâlde.

538
00:34:36,989 --> 00:34:39,783
Sa jammer dat it momint sa gau fuort wie.

539
00:34:39,784 --> 00:34:41,952
As ik werom koe nei dy dei,

540
00:34:41,953 --> 00:34:45,705
Ik soe trije wurden tsjin har sizze. "Ik hâld fan dy"

541
00:34:45,706 --> 00:34:48,625
As ik dy leafde in tiidlimyt sette moast,

542
00:34:48,626 --> 00:34:51,795
Ik soe it op tsientûzen jier sette.

543
00:34:51,796 --> 00:34:55,006
Ik tocht krekt oan wat Eileen Chang skreau,

544
00:34:55,007 --> 00:34:57,676
"Sa folle leafde snijde yn ús herten.

545
00:34:57,677 --> 00:35:00,720
Dochs komt it sa faak op neat."

546
00:35:00,721 --> 00:35:03,807
Sit gjin soargen. As Amy Chang sei,

547
00:35:03,808 --> 00:35:06,768
"Leafde is in diel fan selsferbettering

548
00:35:06,769 --> 00:35:08,937
dat wy elk ûnderfine moatte ...

549
00:35:08,938 --> 00:35:11,690
Oaren searje en sear wurde.

550
00:35:11,691 --> 00:35:15,402
Bliid, fertriet, wanhoop, langstme, wachtsjen.

551
00:35:15,403 --> 00:35:18,238
It lijen fan pine, folge troch ferljochting.

552
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:19,990
Wat wichtich is is net wat jo krije of ferlieze,

553
00:35:19,991 --> 00:35:23,702
mar hoefolle jo groeie en hoefolle jo leare.

554
00:35:23,703 --> 00:35:28,039
Jo libben sil kleuriger wêze
en nea wer itselde.

555
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,499
Makket dy net siik?

556
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,668
Itselde hjir, harkje nei mysels praten.

557
00:35:31,669 --> 00:35:35,422
No, leafde docht frjemde dingen mei minsken.

558
00:35:35,423 --> 00:35:39,217
Sei in oare manier, wy wiene in perfekte wedstriid.

559
00:35:39,218 --> 00:35:41,803
Net allinnich dat. Zeta hie it soarte fan baan

560
00:35:41,804 --> 00:35:44,347
dat makket dat jonges rinnen komme.

561
00:35:44,348 --> 00:35:49,348
It makke my wis optein.

562
00:35:49,645 --> 00:35:50,729
It wichtichste fan alles, lykwols,

563
00:35:50,730 --> 00:35:53,690
wie dat se myn ienige soulmate wie.

564
00:35:53,691 --> 00:35:58,361
Gelokkige jierdei!

565
00:35:58,362 --> 00:36:00,530
Lokkige jierdei, baby!

566
00:36:00,531 --> 00:36:02,741
Och, dat is sa leaf.

567
00:36:02,742 --> 00:36:05,076
Sûnt do bist har freon,

568
00:36:05,077 --> 00:36:08,038
tinksto net datst foar har sjonge moatst?

569
00:36:08,039 --> 00:36:09,247
- Ja, sjong!
- Sjonge...

570
00:36:09,248 --> 00:36:11,875
Wat? Ik bin net goed yn sjongen.

571
00:36:11,876 --> 00:36:12,876
Ik sil in ferske foar dy kieze.

572
00:36:12,877 --> 00:36:15,045
Noch ien ferske!

573
00:36:15,046 --> 00:36:16,880
Kies ek ien foar my!

574
00:36:16,881 --> 00:36:21,881
Okee, mar in sekonde.

575
00:36:34,565 --> 00:36:38,568
"It bêste dwaan, mar net wurdearre wurde"

576
00:36:38,569 --> 00:36:42,447
"Jo beslute him te folgjen"

577
00:36:42,448 --> 00:36:47,448
"Hy koesteret dy net, mar ik bin it meast bliid om"

578
00:36:50,331 --> 00:36:54,167
"Ik bin besletten om fan him te hâlden, winskje my lok"

579
00:36:54,168 --> 00:36:58,129
"Jo wite dat ik by him sil wêze, nettsjinsteande wat"

580
00:36:58,130 --> 00:37:02,634
"Ek as it sear docht, sil ik op him wachtsje"

581
00:37:02,635 --> 00:37:05,261
Wat de? Se binne ferskriklik!

582
00:37:05,262 --> 00:37:07,597
"Ik sjoch noch altyd nei dy, sil er ferpleatst wurde?"

583
00:37:07,598 --> 00:37:12,598
"Sjoch jo rinnen lâns de klif."

584
00:37:16,691 --> 00:37:18,400
Hé, earst dûsje.

585
00:37:18,401 --> 00:37:20,610
Mar ik haw krekt ien naam!

586
00:37:20,611 --> 00:37:22,195
Stop dan mei rommeljen!

587
00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:27,196
Goed, fuort.

588
00:37:31,330 --> 00:37:33,873
Unthâld om der better skjin te meitsjen!

589
00:37:33,874 --> 00:37:38,002
Okee.

590
00:37:38,003 --> 00:37:40,797
Ferjit net om mûlewetter te brûken nei it poetsen!

591
00:37:40,798 --> 00:37:45,427
Okee!

592
00:37:45,428 --> 00:37:46,720
Alles klear!

593
00:37:46,721 --> 00:37:47,887
Wat dochsto?

594
00:37:47,888 --> 00:37:48,805
Neat.

595
00:37:48,806 --> 00:37:50,265
Neat?

596
00:37:50,266 --> 00:37:52,267
Jo sette myn artikel op it web?

597
00:37:52,268 --> 00:37:53,643
It is goed spul, meitsje jo der gjin soargen oer.

598
00:37:53,644 --> 00:37:55,103
Nee, wiskje it.

599
00:37:55,104 --> 00:37:56,229
Nee!

600
00:37:56,230 --> 00:38:01,230
Besykje it nochris en jo krije gjin!

601
00:38:10,119 --> 00:38:14,372
Ik die alles. Sjen?

602
00:38:14,373 --> 00:38:19,373
Okee.

603
00:38:21,630 --> 00:38:23,882
Noch ien kear sûnder de ljochten út te dwaan?

604
00:38:23,883 --> 00:38:25,091
Ferjit it dan.

605
00:38:25,092 --> 00:38:30,092
Okee, goed.

606
00:38:30,890 --> 00:38:33,475
Net hjir.

607
00:38:33,476 --> 00:38:35,393
Dêr ek net.

608
00:38:35,394 --> 00:38:36,853
Kom op, mar in pyk.

609
00:38:36,854 --> 00:38:39,689
Jo witte wol dat ik allergisch bin foar speeksel.

610
00:38:39,690 --> 00:38:40,565
Dan sil ik gjin gebrûk meitsje.

611
00:38:40,566 --> 00:38:41,816
Nee!

612
00:38:41,817 --> 00:38:44,027
Okee, goed.

613
00:38:44,028 --> 00:38:46,696
Set no in kondoom op.

614
00:38:46,697 --> 00:38:49,199
Mar hy is noch net klear.

615
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,242
Hoe sit it mei jo mûle yn in bytsje ...

616
00:38:51,243 --> 00:38:56,243
Brûk dyn eigen mûle!

617
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:43,211
Yay! Der is in reaksje!

618
00:39:43,212 --> 00:39:48,212
Meitsje jo gjin soargen oer my. Trochgean.

619
00:40:22,042 --> 00:40:23,293
Ik ha it dy sein. Sjen?

620
00:40:23,294 --> 00:40:26,546
Al safolle positive opmerkings!

621
00:40:26,547 --> 00:40:29,340
"Myn freon syn treflike artikel"?

622
00:40:29,341 --> 00:40:31,092
<i>Ben jo juf Z?</i>

623
00:40:31,093 --> 00:40:33,011
Ik bin dyn freondinne.

624
00:40:33,012 --> 00:40:34,596
Fansels bin ik de earste dy't jo stypje!

625
00:40:34,597 --> 00:40:39,597
Ik sil altyd dyn nûmer ien fan wêze!

626
00:40:39,643 --> 00:40:40,977
Wêrom dogge wy it net wer?

627
00:40:40,978 --> 00:40:45,315
Do pervert!

628
00:40:45,316 --> 00:40:47,275
Noch ien kear mei de ljochten oan?

629
00:40:47,276 --> 00:40:48,651
- Dan ferjit it.
- Okee, okee.

630
00:40:48,652 --> 00:40:52,113
Dr Kinsey sei dat
in ûnderling harmonieus sekslibben

631
00:40:52,114 --> 00:40:54,908
is it smeermiddel yn in relaasje.

632
00:40:54,909 --> 00:40:58,328
As leafhawwers besteegje in protte tiid
tegearre yn disharmony,

633
00:40:58,329 --> 00:41:01,414
se sille lilkens bouwe en wrok wurde,

634
00:41:01,415 --> 00:41:03,541
lytse problemen yn grutte arguminten feroarje

635
00:41:03,542 --> 00:41:07,003
Dat kin de relaasje ferneatigje,
of it libben fan beide partner.

636
00:41:07,004 --> 00:41:08,421
Meitsje der gjin sêne fan! It is gjin grutte deal!

637
00:41:08,422 --> 00:41:09,547
Jo tinke dat it gjin grutte deal is?!

638
00:41:09,548 --> 00:41:13,885
Zeta: Do bist betiid op trnr,
do moatst no sliepe XD

639
00:41:13,886 --> 00:41:18,886
Frankie: Ok, poppe, ik neam dy trnr, gd n8

640
00:41:25,022 --> 00:41:26,105
It is gewoan MSN.

641
00:41:26,106 --> 00:41:27,857
Dus wat as ik fergeat in smiley ta te foegjen!

642
00:41:27,858 --> 00:41:28,775
It is net allinnich MSN.

643
00:41:28,776 --> 00:41:29,734
Hoefolle kearen haw ik it dy sein?

644
00:41:29,735 --> 00:41:30,902
Binne jo besykje te wêzen rude?

645
00:41:30,903 --> 00:41:32,278
Fuck! Ik kom net iens ôf
myn sinnen mei in punt

646
00:41:32,279 --> 00:41:33,947
en jo ferwachtsje dat ik in ferdomd smiley-gesicht tafoegje sil?

647
00:41:33,948 --> 00:41:35,865
Swarde jo my?

648
00:41:35,866 --> 00:41:39,077
Ik swarde ... mar net op dy!

649
00:41:39,078 --> 00:41:44,078
Do bist hopeleas!

650
00:41:49,004 --> 00:41:51,422
Mislearre relaasjes binne in grut probleem foar my.

651
00:41:51,423 --> 00:41:54,217
As minsken op har treurichst en iensumst binne,

652
00:41:54,218 --> 00:41:56,844
se sykje meastentiids in âlde freon op.

653
00:41:56,845 --> 00:41:58,221
Dat ik tocht fansels oan him...

654
00:41:58,222 --> 00:42:03,222
Lokwinske.

655
00:42:03,727 --> 00:42:08,727
Ut mei it âlde, yn mei it nije.

656
00:42:09,650 --> 00:42:11,234
Opgroeien makke my noait ferjitten

657
00:42:11,235 --> 00:42:13,611
myn goede freon Wong Jing.

658
00:42:13,612 --> 00:42:14,612
Eins hâlde wy kontakt

659
00:42:14,613 --> 00:42:17,365
troch de jierren hinne.

660
00:42:17,366 --> 00:42:20,243
Hy wie nei Shenzhen west
in protte foar wurk sûnt it ôfstudearjen

661
00:42:20,244 --> 00:42:22,495
Ik wit net hokker rare dingen er iten hie,

662
00:42:22,496 --> 00:42:26,040
mar it is as hy rekke in oare syklus, ynfoljen

663
00:42:26,041 --> 00:42:29,502
yn immen lang en kreas.

664
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:31,713
Famkes ophelje op it fêstelân?

665
00:42:31,714 --> 00:42:34,173
Tink net oer hoe fier it is.

666
00:42:34,174 --> 00:42:35,967
Wat wy nedich binne is fêst te stellen

667
00:42:35,968 --> 00:42:39,012
in swingersklup fan ien oere.

668
00:42:39,013 --> 00:42:41,264
Ien oere swingersklup?!

669
00:42:41,265 --> 00:42:43,808
Ienfâldige wurden dy't my begûnen te foljen

670
00:42:43,809 --> 00:42:45,935
mei hope en fyzje.

671
00:42:45,936 --> 00:42:48,354
Sa'n klup soe net allinnich
goed wêze foar de ekonomy,

672
00:42:48,355 --> 00:42:49,731
mar ek foar de útwikseling fan middels

673
00:42:49,732 --> 00:42:52,567
en kultueren tusken it noarden en it suden.

674
00:42:52,568 --> 00:42:53,985
Single wêzen

675
00:42:53,986 --> 00:42:55,820
mei neat dat my tsjinhâldt,

676
00:42:55,821 --> 00:43:00,821
Ik besleat dat dit in reis wie om te nimmen!

677
00:43:03,370 --> 00:43:08,370
Dizze manier.

678
00:43:23,390 --> 00:43:27,977
Mynhear? Hjir oer.

679
00:43:27,978 --> 00:43:30,146
Wy hawwe al in bank boekt.

680
00:43:30,147 --> 00:43:31,355
Dus wêrom steane wy ​​hjir?

681
00:43:31,356 --> 00:43:32,648
Om't jo hjir in bytsje let kamen,

682
00:43:32,649 --> 00:43:37,487
wy moasten it jaan oan ús faak klanten.

683
00:43:37,488 --> 00:43:38,988
Dy bank dêr is dúdlik beskikber.

684
00:43:38,989 --> 00:43:42,575
Itselde as dy, let.

685
00:43:42,576 --> 00:43:43,868
Sjoch, as jo my op 'e rêch krassen kinne,

686
00:43:43,869 --> 00:43:45,536
Ik kin jo rêch kratsje.

687
00:43:45,537 --> 00:43:48,831
- En wat betsjut dat?
- Sjoch watst dwaan kinst.

688
00:43:48,832 --> 00:43:49,957
As jo ​​wolle ...

689
00:43:49,958 --> 00:43:54,958
Rjochts dizze manier.

690
00:43:58,050 --> 00:44:00,510
Hjir binne jo.

691
00:44:00,511 --> 00:44:01,719
Bier.

692
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:06,720
Goed. Twa dozen om te begjinnen, dan.

693
00:44:06,850 --> 00:44:08,851
Hâldst my foar it lapke?

694
00:44:08,852 --> 00:44:10,436
Hoe kin er dat dwaan!

695
00:44:10,437 --> 00:44:12,605
It is gewoan net goed.

696
00:44:12,606 --> 00:44:14,941
Jo kinne gjin pennies pinch
as jo út binne om wille te hawwen.

697
00:44:14,942 --> 00:44:19,942
Benammen hjir.

698
00:44:21,907 --> 00:44:23,533
Se komme.

699
00:44:23,534 --> 00:44:28,534
Stel dysels foar.

700
00:44:29,039 --> 00:44:30,915
Hoi, ik bin Frankie.

701
00:44:30,916 --> 00:44:33,751
Hi, uh, Funky? Ik bin Dorathy.

702
00:44:33,752 --> 00:44:34,877
Wat? Dolfyn?

703
00:44:34,878 --> 00:44:36,254
Ik bin Jeekalin.

704
00:44:36,255 --> 00:44:38,047
- Jeekalin...
- Yamade.

705
00:44:38,048 --> 00:44:39,382
"Yamade" is in namme?

706
00:44:39,383 --> 00:44:41,300
Wêrom net "Kimochi"?

707
00:44:41,301 --> 00:44:42,885
Hoe sit it mei in drankje? Bier?

708
00:44:42,886 --> 00:44:46,305
Dit wiene famkes dy't Jing earder ophelle.

709
00:44:46,306 --> 00:44:50,393
Earlik sein, se binne net folle om nei te sjen,

710
00:44:50,394 --> 00:44:53,229
mei hier en make-up sawat itselde.

711
00:44:53,230 --> 00:44:56,816
En doe't ik op it húske sloech.
Ik koe it iene fan it oare net fertelle.

712
00:44:56,817 --> 00:44:58,734
Mar dy rekken.

713
00:44:58,735 --> 00:45:01,237
Se hawwe perfoarst in yndruk efterlitten.

714
00:45:01,238 --> 00:45:02,155
Is it it keunstmjittich brea, de gewichtsverliespillen,

715
00:45:02,156 --> 00:45:04,657
of de besmette fisk dy't se ite

716
00:45:04,658 --> 00:45:07,618
dat smyt mei harren DNA?

717
00:45:07,619 --> 00:45:09,162
De measte HK famkes hawwe tits

718
00:45:09,163 --> 00:45:11,873
kinst amper knypje.

719
00:45:11,874 --> 00:45:12,999
Mar dizze boarsten?

720
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,668
Ik wol se gewoan pakke!

721
00:45:15,669 --> 00:45:19,338
Wy binne skieden troch mar ien rivier,
mar wat in ferskil!

722
00:45:19,339 --> 00:45:23,134
Alles wat ik sizze kin is,
"Ferskillende regio's, ferskillende druven."

723
00:45:23,135 --> 00:45:26,053
Wy hawwe gjin drank. Ober!

724
00:45:26,054 --> 00:45:28,347
Twa flessen Matisse en in tsiental griene tee!

725
00:45:28,348 --> 00:45:30,016
One Long Island Iced Tea, Martini

726
00:45:30,017 --> 00:45:32,810
Se kinne har eigen Ingelske nammen amper sizze,

727
00:45:32,811 --> 00:45:35,855
mar as it giet om dranken, se kinne sels

728
00:45:35,856 --> 00:45:37,940
krekter wêze dan memmetaalsprekkers.

729
00:45:37,941 --> 00:45:40,735
As se gewoan cocktails brûkten

730
00:45:40,736 --> 00:45:42,612
as harren nammen

731
00:45:42,613 --> 00:45:43,821
se soene der folle better ôf wêze.

732
00:45:43,822 --> 00:45:46,157
It is myn beurt, tsien!

733
00:45:46,158 --> 00:45:47,950
Lit my spylje, kom op...

734
00:45:47,951 --> 00:45:49,702
Jo hawwe der om frege!

735
00:45:49,703 --> 00:45:51,495
Klear... tsien!

736
00:45:51,496 --> 00:45:52,246
Fyftjin.

737
00:45:52,247 --> 00:45:53,206
Myn beurt, klear?... tsien!

738
00:45:53,207 --> 00:45:54,123
Fyftjin.

739
00:45:54,124 --> 00:45:57,793
Klear... alles iepen! Drink op!

740
00:45:57,794 --> 00:46:00,296
Wêrom boartsje mei har as se altyd ferliest?

741
00:46:00,297 --> 00:46:01,589
Litte wy spylje yn in groep.

742
00:46:01,590 --> 00:46:05,468
Drink op! Jo ferlearen wer!

743
00:46:05,469 --> 00:46:06,636
Sa arrogant.

744
00:46:06,637 --> 00:46:09,305
Ja. Wat fan it?

745
00:46:09,306 --> 00:46:12,725
Bliuw drinke.

746
00:46:12,726 --> 00:46:14,143
Hoi, Jeekalin,

747
00:46:14,144 --> 00:46:16,896
Ik tink dat jo jo namme feroarje moatte
to Black Russian.

748
00:46:16,897 --> 00:46:18,731
Dan soe it eins krekt klinke as jo it sizze.

749
00:46:18,732 --> 00:46:21,234
Wat? Wês net dom.

750
00:46:21,235 --> 00:46:22,568
Litte wy gean "dang-sing."

751
00:46:22,569 --> 00:46:27,569
Ja, hy is gek.

752
00:46:30,702 --> 00:46:32,536
Serieus,

753
00:46:32,537 --> 00:46:35,998
Ik bin goed as dyn poppen wolle
folje de tafel mei dranken.

754
00:46:35,999 --> 00:46:37,708
Mar tinke se dat wy dwazen binne?

755
00:46:37,709 --> 00:46:38,918
Dat dit in soarte fan iepen bar is

756
00:46:38,919 --> 00:46:40,211
foar wynproeven?

757
00:46:40,212 --> 00:46:42,672
Unthâld: as jo út binne om te spyljen,
do bist allinnich út te spyljen.

758
00:46:42,673 --> 00:46:43,256
Wat moat dat betsjutte?

759
00:46:43,257 --> 00:46:47,677
Ik freegje noait it nûmer fan it famke
as ik krij in happy ending massage.

760
00:46:47,678 --> 00:46:49,428
By it downloaden fan porno,

761
00:46:49,429 --> 00:46:51,472
Ik wiskje it sa gau as ik it sjoen haw.

762
00:46:51,473 --> 00:46:54,433
Tink oer wat ik dy sis.

763
00:46:54,434 --> 00:46:56,852
Jing is echt frij roekeloos.

764
00:46:56,853 --> 00:47:01,190
Hy behannelet emoasjes as achteleas
as er jild útjout.

765
00:47:01,191 --> 00:47:06,191
Kin it wêze dat ik haw
wat fan him te learen?

766
00:47:16,540 --> 00:47:19,041
Zeta: Wês sterk (:P)

767
00:47:19,042 --> 00:47:21,794
Jo kinne net safolle soargen as jo út binne.

768
00:47:21,795 --> 00:47:25,047
Hoe kinne jo it ferline oars ferjitte.

769
00:47:25,048 --> 00:47:27,174
Dêr hie ik gjin reaksje op.

770
00:47:27,175 --> 00:47:29,218
In betûfte feteraan mei jierrenlange ûnderfining,

771
00:47:29,219 --> 00:47:33,681
Jing koe my better as ea earder.

772
00:47:33,682 --> 00:47:36,767
Wa soe in Polaroid nei in diskoteek bringe?

773
00:47:36,768 --> 00:47:39,353
Se hiene my tinke dat de fotograaf

774
00:47:39,354 --> 00:47:41,105
Yasumasa Yonehara wie hjir.

775
00:47:41,106 --> 00:47:44,859
Mar in tichterby blik iepenbiere Hong Kong guys

776
00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:47,194
mei minder dan skerpe smaak.

777
00:47:47,195 --> 00:47:49,822
De manier wêrop se dy hûnen holden

778
00:47:49,823 --> 00:47:51,574
die my tinken oan ekonoom

779
00:47:51,575 --> 00:47:53,242
Paul Samuelson's teory fan lok

780
00:47:53,243 --> 00:47:55,995
lykweardich Utility dield troch Desire.

781
00:47:55,996 --> 00:47:57,788
Hie ik krekt myn sicht te heech set?

782
00:47:57,789 --> 00:48:00,583
Of moat ik myn noarmen ferleegje as ik út bin

783
00:48:00,584 --> 00:48:03,544
om lokkich te wêzen?

784
00:48:03,545 --> 00:48:07,798
Ik leau yn dy.

785
00:48:07,799 --> 00:48:11,510
Haw geduld en jo komme der.

786
00:48:11,511 --> 00:48:12,887
Dizze snedige opmerking

787
00:48:12,888 --> 00:48:15,514
wie de twadde kear dat ik woe slaan Jing.

788
00:48:15,515 --> 00:48:18,809
De earste kear wie nei it kampearjen.

789
00:48:18,810 --> 00:48:22,396
Mar as in lange tiid Arsenal fan,

790
00:48:22,397 --> 00:48:25,858
Ik hie lang leard geduld te hawwen.

791
00:48:25,859 --> 00:48:28,402
Nei dy tiid gongen wy op nei Shenzhen

792
00:48:28,403 --> 00:48:31,447
hast alle wiken om wille te hawwen.

793
00:48:31,448 --> 00:48:33,866
Mar yn alle wurklikheid,

794
00:48:33,867 --> 00:48:38,867
wy gongen foar neat op.

795
00:48:41,166 --> 00:48:45,586
Dy sneon gongen Jing en ik wer omheech.

796
00:48:45,587 --> 00:48:49,048
It reinde dy nachts katten en hûnen,

797
00:48:49,049 --> 00:48:54,049
in nacht dy't ik nea ferjitte sil.

798
00:49:04,398 --> 00:49:09,398
Yn dy moannen realisearre ik dat

799
00:49:09,611 --> 00:49:12,696
de disco wie in hiel rjochtlinige plak.

800
00:49:12,697 --> 00:49:17,660
Gjin saak as jo sochten
foar in one night stand,

801
00:49:17,661 --> 00:49:22,415
as jo jouwe of krije, it is itselde.

802
00:49:22,416 --> 00:49:25,209
Der is gjin klopjen oer de bush.

803
00:49:25,210 --> 00:49:30,210
Oars as besykje in normaal famke te krijen.

804
00:49:38,306 --> 00:49:40,516
Ea heard fan de fiif-sekonde regel?

805
00:49:40,517 --> 00:49:41,767
It betsjut dat as twa frjemden

806
00:49:41,768 --> 00:49:43,978
wikselje in blik foar mear as fiif sekonden,

807
00:49:43,979 --> 00:49:46,897
der sil wat wichtichs barre.

808
00:49:46,898 --> 00:49:50,067
Fansels moatte jo tûk wêze
oer de oare persoan,

809
00:49:50,068 --> 00:49:54,071
of oars kinne jo wêze yn foar in slaan.

810
00:49:54,072 --> 00:49:56,657
De magy fan har blik koe my ynlutsen hawwe,

811
00:49:56,658 --> 00:50:00,202
nettsjinsteande in beat-down.

812
00:50:00,203 --> 00:50:03,622
En krekt doe't ik net opkomme koe
mei in goeie iisbrekker...

813
00:50:03,623 --> 00:50:06,375
Kin ik by jo tafel komme?

814
00:50:06,376 --> 00:50:08,294
Absolút ...

815
00:50:08,295 --> 00:50:13,295
Ik bedoel, wis dat jo kinne.

816
00:50:16,052 --> 00:50:17,344
Binne jo goed?

817
00:50:17,345 --> 00:50:22,345
Ik bin yn oarder.

818
00:50:33,111 --> 00:50:34,570
Bin ik... hjir ynbrekke?

819
00:50:34,571 --> 00:50:35,905
Nee.

820
00:50:35,906 --> 00:50:39,825
Gean troch, meitsje jo gjin soargen oer ús.

821
00:50:39,826 --> 00:50:42,203
Ik kom hjir normaal net,

822
00:50:42,204 --> 00:50:44,246
dus ik bin in bytsje út syn plak.

823
00:50:44,247 --> 00:50:47,291
Myn freon hie my komme út
om har selskip te hâlden,

824
00:50:47,292 --> 00:50:48,709
mar hja is hjir noch net.

825
00:50:48,710 --> 00:50:50,294
Oh sit it sa.

826
00:50:50,295 --> 00:50:53,714
As jo my fertelden dat jo in faam wiene,
Ik soe dy noch leauwe!

827
00:50:53,715 --> 00:50:55,257
Och, ik haw my noch net foarsteld.

828
00:50:55,258 --> 00:50:56,550
Myn namme is Frankie.

829
00:50:56,551 --> 00:50:59,970
Myn namme is Fish, jo witte, it swimmen ...

830
00:50:59,971 --> 00:51:03,432
Fisk, sa'n moaie namme. It past by dy.

831
00:51:03,433 --> 00:51:06,769
Wa brûkt in namme as Fish dizze dagen?

832
00:51:06,770 --> 00:51:11,770
Idioat, echt.

833
00:51:11,858 --> 00:51:16,858
Tsjoch!

834
00:51:27,582 --> 00:51:30,459
Eins, myn freon hie in breakup hjoed.

835
00:51:30,460 --> 00:51:34,630
Se rôp my oer om har selskip te hâlden.

836
00:51:34,631 --> 00:51:36,549
Dus hjir bin ik.

837
00:51:36,550 --> 00:51:39,468
Mar it is hjir net leuk.

838
00:51:39,469 --> 00:51:42,763
Guon freon, lit dy op dizze manier hingje.

839
00:51:42,764 --> 00:51:45,474
Mar meitsje jo gjin soargen. Ik kin har plak ynnimme.

840
00:51:45,475 --> 00:51:47,726
Wat foar wurk dogge jo?

841
00:51:47,727 --> 00:51:49,520
Ik bin yn ferkeap.

842
00:51:49,521 --> 00:51:51,981
Nei it drinken en praten,

843
00:51:51,982 --> 00:51:53,649
It docht bliken dat se fan it plattelân is, mar

844
00:51:53,650 --> 00:51:55,776
is in pear jier yn Shenzhen west.

845
00:51:55,777 --> 00:51:58,028
Se iepene in boetiek mei in freon

846
00:51:58,029 --> 00:52:01,824
en kaam hjir nei it wurk om har te treffen.

847
00:52:01,825 --> 00:52:04,451
Ik moat har freon wirklik betankje

848
00:52:04,452 --> 00:52:09,415
foar har breakup en wêzen let.

849
00:52:09,416 --> 00:52:10,958
Jo binne út op in sneontejûn.

850
00:52:10,959 --> 00:52:15,959
Hat dyn freon it net slim?

851
00:52:20,093 --> 00:52:21,844
Eins...

852
00:52:21,845 --> 00:52:25,598
D'r is gjin freon mei in breakup.
Ik bin dejinge dy't dumpt is.

853
00:52:25,599 --> 00:52:30,599
Ik bin echt, echt, echt oerstjoer. Dus...

854
00:52:30,854 --> 00:52:33,439
Kinne jo my selskip hâlde fannacht?

855
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,525
Earst hie ik twifels as de fjouwer wurden

856
00:52:36,526 --> 00:52:41,526
"hâld rne selskip fannacht" betsjutte
wat ik tocht dat se oanwiisde.

857
00:52:46,161 --> 00:52:49,913
Eins fyn ik it hjir net echt leuk.

858
00:52:49,914 --> 00:52:52,875
Mar har lichemstaal...

859
00:52:52,876 --> 00:52:55,461
Hoe geane wy werom nei myn plak?

860
00:52:55,462 --> 00:52:57,671
Fersekerde my.

861
00:52:57,672 --> 00:53:01,925
Sil it net ûngemaklik wêze
of in lestich falle foar dyn famylje?

862
00:53:01,926 --> 00:53:04,637
Ik wenje allinnich.

863
00:53:04,638 --> 00:53:09,638
Jo kinne fannacht by my bliuwe.

864
00:53:10,352 --> 00:53:12,561
Soms is it dreech te leauwen
doe't Luck kloppet op dyn doar.

865
00:53:12,562 --> 00:53:14,980
Ik koe it sels noch hast net leauwe.

866
00:53:14,981 --> 00:53:16,857
Yn dy situaasje,

867
00:53:16,858 --> 00:53:19,109
hoe koe ik wegerje?

868
00:53:19,110 --> 00:53:21,654
Sol makke in fluch beslút.

869
00:53:21,655 --> 00:53:26,655
Dan litte wy gean.

870
00:53:27,952 --> 00:53:30,412
Hé, wie dat Lucy Liu?

871
00:53:30,413 --> 00:53:31,455
Wat? Werklik?

872
00:53:31,456 --> 00:53:33,749
Stom, se liket mear op Maggie Q!

873
00:53:33,750 --> 00:53:38,420
Ik sei dat jo der komme soene.

874
00:53:38,421 --> 00:53:40,464
Lokwinske.
Jo hawwe wêr't jo op wachte hawwe.

875
00:53:40,465 --> 00:53:45,465
Ryd dy keu thús!

876
00:53:46,346 --> 00:53:48,472
Hoewol ik net wis wie wêrom't minsken oer prate

877
00:53:48,473 --> 00:53:50,933
in "cue" by it beskriuwen fan seks,

878
00:53:50,934 --> 00:53:53,060
Ik wie der wis fan dat myn cue soe wêze

879
00:53:53,061 --> 00:53:58,061
koe dy nachts de tafel skjinmeitsje.

880
00:54:00,485 --> 00:54:02,903
Sorry, it is al in skoft lyn dat ik skjinmakke haw,

881
00:54:02,904 --> 00:54:07,904
dus it is in bytsje rommelich. Hoopje dat jo it net skele.

882
00:54:08,785 --> 00:54:13,785
Dat is goed. Kin letter rommeliger wurde.

883
00:54:14,624 --> 00:54:15,249
Wat wie dat?

884
00:54:15,250 --> 00:54:17,626
Och, ik sei it is net slim, dat is alles.

885
00:54:17,627 --> 00:54:22,627
Ik soe better wêze as jo my no diene, ynstee!

886
00:54:24,801 --> 00:54:27,761
Jo plak is frij noflik.

887
00:54:27,762 --> 00:54:32,349
Ja, ik fyn it hjir echt leuk,

888
00:54:32,350 --> 00:54:36,645
mar ik moat miskien gau ferhúzje.

889
00:54:36,646 --> 00:54:40,065
Wêrom is dat?

890
00:54:40,066 --> 00:54:45,066
De hier kin ik miskien net gau betelje.

891
00:54:46,281 --> 00:54:51,281
Tinke jo dat jo helpe kinne

892
00:54:52,287 --> 00:54:55,831
en diel it mei my?

893
00:54:55,832 --> 00:55:00,832
Wy hawwe krekt moete.

894
00:55:01,171 --> 00:55:03,297
Wês myn freon,

895
00:55:03,298 --> 00:55:08,298
dan koene wy tegearre wenje.
Soe dat net geweldich wêze?

896
00:55:08,386 --> 00:55:13,386
Wat sizze jo?

897
00:55:22,650 --> 00:55:25,819
Ik haw echt ien nedich om foar rne te soargjen,

898
00:55:25,820 --> 00:55:28,614
want ik bin brek.

899
00:55:28,615 --> 00:55:33,535
Twa tûzen. Krekt twa tûzen yn 'e moanne.

900
00:55:33,536 --> 00:55:34,411
Sis asjebleaft ja.

901
00:55:34,412 --> 00:55:36,163
Binne jo in grapke?

902
00:55:36,164 --> 00:55:39,124
Fisk wie wierskynlik út op syk nei in

903
00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:41,668
geile Hong Kong guy foar needfûnsen.

904
00:55:41,669 --> 00:55:44,505
As ik har betelle, soe se myn mêtresse wêze.

905
00:55:44,506 --> 00:55:46,381
En ik bin wierskynlik

906
00:55:46,382 --> 00:55:47,716
net de ienige!

907
00:55:47,717 --> 00:55:49,635
Soe ik har net diele moatte?

908
00:55:49,636 --> 00:55:51,261
It is gewoan te ferfelend.

909
00:55:51,262 --> 00:55:52,596
Dat koe ik net úthâlde.

910
00:55:52,597 --> 00:55:56,308
Unthâld: as jo út binne om te spyljen,
do bist allinnich út te spyljen.

911
00:55:56,309 --> 00:56:00,103
Ik sil dy wirklik leuk fine en wirklik goed behannelje.

912
00:56:00,104 --> 00:56:02,481
Ik haw in westerske oplieding op heech nivo.

913
00:56:02,482 --> 00:56:07,277
Ik kin my net maklik litte
ôfnommen troch har sjarme.

914
00:56:07,278 --> 00:56:12,278
Stop it. Kontrolearje asjebleaft dysels!

915
00:56:14,077 --> 00:56:17,162
Dammit! Is it sels minsklik mooglik

916
00:56:17,163 --> 00:56:18,497
om har fuort te triuwen?

917
00:56:18,498 --> 00:56:21,500
Hoe koe ik mysels tsjinkomme?

918
00:56:21,501 --> 00:56:24,503
Wy hienen inoar mar in pear oeren kend.

919
00:56:24,504 --> 00:56:27,256
As ik net har ienige man bin,

920
00:56:27,257 --> 00:56:30,175
is dit tútsje net echt grou?

921
00:56:30,176 --> 00:56:32,594
Mar wurde net leppels slikke troch

922
00:56:32,595 --> 00:56:34,930
ferskate restaurant klanten hieltyd?

923
00:56:34,931 --> 00:56:37,099
Elkenien brûkt it, gjinien liket it te tinken.

924
00:56:37,100 --> 00:56:39,810
Boppedat, wat ik no genietsje

925
00:56:39,811 --> 00:56:42,396
is de sêfte tonge fan in moai famke!

926
00:56:42,397 --> 00:56:45,148
Wêrom tink ik noch?
Wat is twa grutte?

927
00:56:45,149 --> 00:56:48,193
Ik betelje elke moanne safolle oan de oerheid.

928
00:56:48,194 --> 00:56:50,237
Sille se my nei it Frânsk?

929
00:56:50,238 --> 00:56:52,030
As ik twa tûzen betelje om bûgd te wurden

930
00:56:52,031 --> 00:56:54,575
wêrom net betelje dat te bûge immen oars!

931
00:56:54,576 --> 00:56:57,286
It sil teminsten myn stress sels útmeitsje.

932
00:56:57,287 --> 00:56:58,328
Okee.

933
00:56:58,329 --> 00:56:59,788
Huh?

934
00:56:59,789 --> 00:57:04,789
Okee. Ik sil dy betelje. Wy sille tegearre wenje.

935
00:57:22,937 --> 00:57:24,688
Wat is der mis?

936
00:57:24,689 --> 00:57:29,689
Neat.

937
00:58:07,231 --> 00:58:08,857
Ik hie se krekt dien yn Shenzhen.

938
00:58:08,858 --> 00:58:10,901
De dokter sei dat se úteinlik sille
sêft werom nei normaal.

939
00:58:10,902 --> 00:58:11,860
Werom nei normaal?

940
00:58:11,861 --> 00:58:13,612
Ik bin dêr ûnder al wer normaal!

941
00:58:13,613 --> 00:58:16,865
Ik haw grutte boarsten pakt
en ik haw lytse HK-tizen betaste.

942
00:58:16,866 --> 00:58:20,035
Mar ik haw nea fielde in pear
fan tits sa hurd as dizze.

943
00:58:20,036 --> 00:58:21,119
Wêrom?

944
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:22,537
Wêrom soe ik sa ûnwittend wêze om dat te tinken

945
00:58:22,538 --> 00:58:24,873
moatte alle boarsten sêft wêze?

946
00:58:24,874 --> 00:58:26,166
It is as sizze

947
00:58:26,167 --> 00:58:28,251
hot dogs

948
00:58:28,252 --> 00:58:29,586
eins befetsje hûn fleis.

949
00:58:29,587 --> 00:58:32,047
Ik kin nepdrank drinke.

950
00:58:32,048 --> 00:58:35,217
Ik kin de falske fal fan Liu Xiang nimme,

951
00:58:35,218 --> 00:58:37,010
mar ik sit net op it nasjonale badmintonteam.

952
00:58:37,011 --> 00:58:39,388
Dus wêrom fake it mei my?

953
00:58:39,389 --> 00:58:44,389
Wêrom is alles hjir sa nep? Wêrom?!

954
00:58:50,984 --> 00:58:55,984
Wêrom? Wêrom spylje dizze falske stront op my?

955
00:58:56,572 --> 00:58:59,199
Titten hoege net echt te wêzen.

956
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,327
Lit dysels net sa maklik smite.

957
00:59:02,328 --> 00:59:05,080
Trouwens, as jo noait falsken hawwe hâlden,

958
00:59:05,081 --> 00:59:07,833
hoe soene jo witte hoe geweldich de echte fiele?

959
00:59:07,834 --> 00:59:10,085
Ik kom hjir ferdomme noait werom!

960
00:59:10,086 --> 00:59:15,086
Jo komme echt net werom?

961
00:59:15,299 --> 00:59:20,299
Arrrh

962
00:59:20,638 --> 00:59:24,516
Hear, dyn sûnens is min,
benammen dyn nieren.

963
00:59:24,517 --> 00:59:26,810
Dêrom binne wy ​​derút, om wat gifstoffen frij te litten!

964
00:59:26,811 --> 00:59:28,770
Sjoch nei dyn freon.

965
00:59:28,771 --> 00:59:31,648
Sa sûn, hy krûpt hielendal net.

966
00:59:31,649 --> 00:59:36,194
Ik... Ik sei it dy. Ik gean net werom!

967
00:59:36,195 --> 00:59:41,195
Wy leverje ek tsjinsten nei oeren.

968
00:59:42,702 --> 00:59:47,205
Yn jo hjoeddeistige steat,
jo moatte wat bysûnders nimme.

969
00:59:47,206 --> 00:59:50,250
Fertrou my. Kom noch ien kear werom.

970
00:59:50,251 --> 00:59:53,128
Dit is de earste kear
Jing seach oait rjocht nei my.

971
00:59:53,129 --> 00:59:55,422
Ik koe echt fiele it bedrach fan soarch

972
00:59:55,423 --> 00:59:57,591
hy hie foar my yn 'e eagen.

973
00:59:57,592 --> 01:00:00,761
Ik sil mar ris sjen. Allinne in blik.
Gjin rommeljen!

974
01:00:00,762 --> 01:00:03,972
Moarn nacht. Sân oere!

975
01:00:03,973 --> 01:00:07,225
Wat ik echt woe, wie net
famkes op it fêstelân.

976
01:00:07,226 --> 01:00:08,185
It wie...

977
01:00:08,186 --> 01:00:13,186
Frankie, help my in reservekopy fan myn telefoan.

978
01:00:28,122 --> 01:00:33,122
Hallo?

979
01:00:34,587 --> 01:00:37,339
Sorry, baby.

980
01:00:37,340 --> 01:00:38,632
Al myn freonen

981
01:00:38,633 --> 01:00:40,467
sei dat

982
01:00:40,468 --> 01:00:42,260
Ik wit wat it probleem is.

983
01:00:42,261 --> 01:00:44,930
Ik sil feroarje. Wês net lilk op my.

984
01:00:44,931 --> 01:00:47,849
De wurden fan Zeta beweech my.

985
01:00:47,850 --> 01:00:50,644
Eins, Hong Kong famkes kinne wêze ridlik.

986
01:00:50,645 --> 01:00:51,853
Is dit foar my?

987
01:00:51,854 --> 01:00:56,854
Soart fan.

988
01:01:01,197 --> 01:01:03,573
Fynsto it leuk?

989
01:01:03,574 --> 01:01:04,950
Fansels.

990
01:01:04,951 --> 01:01:08,036
Sil ik it foar dy opsette?

991
01:01:08,037 --> 01:01:11,039
Ik soe better earst gean dûs.

992
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:14,126
Sille jo earst douchje?

993
01:01:14,127 --> 01:01:19,127
Der hat al ien dûsd
wylst wachtsje op dy.

994
01:01:32,436 --> 01:01:36,231
Buddha sei: Behalven as jo ferjaan en ferjaan
alle libbene dingen,

995
01:01:36,232 --> 01:01:38,233
it binne jo dy't it measte lije sille.

996
01:01:38,234 --> 01:01:39,526
Ik bin it folslein mei iens!

997
01:01:39,527 --> 01:01:41,194
Yn 'e ôfrûne twa moannen, net allinich

998
01:01:41,195 --> 01:01:43,280
hie ik trochgien safolle, mar

999
01:01:43,281 --> 01:01:45,490
Ik haw myn "lytse freon" slimmer trochmakke.

1000
01:01:45,491 --> 01:01:49,244
Echt leafde meitsje kin net ferfongen wurde
troch one-night stands.

1001
01:01:49,245 --> 01:01:52,330
Dus doe't Zeta sette har bêste foet foarút

1002
01:01:52,331 --> 01:01:55,876
en liet my har nije sexy lingerie sjen,

1003
01:01:55,877 --> 01:02:00,877
Ik hie neat te sizzen en ferjoech har daliks.

1004
01:02:07,430 --> 01:02:11,600
Alles wie goed, dus wêrom de ljochten útsette?

1005
01:02:11,601 --> 01:02:13,768
No, immen is in bytsje ferlegen.

1006
01:02:13,769 --> 01:02:16,146
Jou my in bytsje tiid om te feroarjen, goed?

1007
01:02:16,147 --> 01:02:18,523
Okee.

1008
01:02:18,524 --> 01:02:20,275
Ik haw goed nijs.

1009
01:02:20,276 --> 01:02:22,194
Hjoed is myn moannejierdei.

1010
01:02:22,195 --> 01:02:23,612
Huh?

1011
01:02:23,613 --> 01:02:26,072
Ik wol it mei dy fiere.

1012
01:02:26,073 --> 01:02:29,367
Ik lit dy my hjir tútsje...

1013
01:02:29,368 --> 01:02:31,119
foar tsien sekonden!

1014
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,287
Binne jo net optein?

1015
01:02:32,288 --> 01:02:33,496
Bliid?!

1016
01:02:33,497 --> 01:02:35,248
Ik begryp it echt net
wêrom jo sa folle fersette

1017
01:02:35,249 --> 01:02:36,791
en lit my nea tútsje dy dêr.

1018
01:02:36,792 --> 01:02:39,461
Nei't wy de earste kear makken,
Ik Googlee dyn sykte

1019
01:02:39,462 --> 01:02:42,422
en fûn gjin sa'n ding as in allergie foar speeksel!

1020
01:02:42,423 --> 01:02:44,716
It komt om't... ik bin tsjok.

1021
01:02:44,717 --> 01:02:49,221
Der is in earste kear foar alles.
Jo sille der wol oan wenne.

1022
01:02:49,222 --> 01:02:52,307
Tepel tútsje is net krekt
in eask by it meitsjen fan leafde.

1023
01:02:52,308 --> 01:02:55,310
Ek net hoe lang men tútsje,
of oare sokke dingen.

1024
01:02:55,311 --> 01:02:58,480
It giet om wjersidige akseptaasje en tolerânsje.

1025
01:02:58,481 --> 01:03:01,650
Dat, út leafde, besleat ik Zeta te tolerearjen

1026
01:03:01,651 --> 01:03:06,651
en jou har in kâns om te feroarjen.

1027
01:03:08,616 --> 01:03:10,158
Okee.

1028
01:03:10,159 --> 01:03:15,159
Wês net sa. Ik desinfekteare
om jo feiliger te fielen.

1029
01:03:15,790 --> 01:03:20,335
Wat de?! Bitter? Ah, wat dan ek...

1030
01:03:20,336 --> 01:03:22,212
10...9...8...7...

1031
01:03:22,213 --> 01:03:24,047
3...2..1...!

1032
01:03:24,048 --> 01:03:26,508
Wachtsje...

1033
01:03:26,509 --> 01:03:31,509
Lit my wer wipe.

1034
01:03:39,772 --> 01:03:41,189
Jo tinke dat ik bin in hoer?

1035
01:03:41,190 --> 01:03:44,025
Minsken meitsje hieltyd deselde flaters,

1036
01:03:44,026 --> 01:03:45,944
nea leare fan harren.

1037
01:03:45,945 --> 01:03:47,904
Njonken Zeta is der ek myn heit.

1038
01:03:47,905 --> 01:03:48,780
Heit.

1039
01:03:48,781 --> 01:03:50,824
Binne jo al klear mei myn tillefoan?

1040
01:03:50,825 --> 01:03:53,576
Ik bin wurch. Ik doch it moarn.

1041
01:03:53,577 --> 01:03:56,288
Ik moat werom nei de bergen
moarns foar it goede doel.

1042
01:03:56,289 --> 01:03:58,873
Haast op en doch it,

1043
01:03:58,874 --> 01:04:03,874
oars kom ik yn de problemen
as dyn mem werom komt.

1044
01:04:04,588 --> 01:04:09,588
Kom op, doch it gewoan!

1045
01:04:57,725 --> 01:05:00,643
Ik begriep úteinlik wêrom't heit my altyd hie

1046
01:05:00,644 --> 01:05:03,813
reservekopy syn telefoan foardat mem kaam thús.

1047
01:05:03,814 --> 01:05:07,025
Nimmen soe hawwe riede dat myn heit wie de

1048
01:05:07,026 --> 01:05:10,445
hiel deselde "hypokritysk" dat James sa fereare.

1049
01:05:10,446 --> 01:05:13,406
Hy hat grif de goede namme keazen.

1050
01:05:13,407 --> 01:05:16,409
Wierlik alles, 100% in hypokryt.

1051
01:05:16,410 --> 01:05:18,787
Dy Shiu-famylje en har perverse films,

1052
01:05:18,788 --> 01:05:22,916
sels dwaan se yn 3D. Hielendal ûnfatsoenlik!

1053
01:05:22,917 --> 01:05:25,168
Slimmer, se promovearre sels de film by de

1054
01:05:25,169 --> 01:05:28,088
Lunar New Year Fair ferline jier,

1055
01:05:28,089 --> 01:05:29,756
tegearre mei oare obsene artikels.

1056
01:05:29,757 --> 01:05:31,383
It is jammer dat ik moarn fuort moat,

1057
01:05:31,384 --> 01:05:34,135
oars soe ik in klacht yntsjinje
mei it Obscene Articles Bureau.

1058
01:05:34,136 --> 01:05:35,637
Sa smoarch en pervers!

1059
01:05:35,638 --> 01:05:37,722
Der hat in wettertekoart west
yn dy gebieten de lêste tiid,

1060
01:05:37,723 --> 01:05:39,432
Allegear tsjin?

1061
01:05:39,433 --> 01:05:42,018
Heit, as jo wolle
set dit asjebleaft yn de minuten.

1062
01:05:42,019 --> 01:05:43,436
Ik moat werom nei de bergen
moarns foar it goede doel.

1063
01:05:43,437 --> 01:05:46,689
Kom op, doch it gewoan!

1064
01:05:46,690 --> 01:05:49,776
Skat, hasto it de lêste tiid drok hân op skoalle?

1065
01:05:49,777 --> 01:05:53,655
Fansels. Miss Lee is mei ferlof.

1066
01:05:53,656 --> 01:05:57,158
Hjir binne jo "obsene artikels!"

1067
01:05:57,159 --> 01:06:02,159
Frankie! Wat is der mis, Frankie?

1068
01:08:00,824 --> 01:08:03,243
Hawwe jo net sein 36 hie in grut rek? Net iens!

1069
01:08:03,244 --> 01:08:06,621
My? Dammit, de 36 ik hie lêste kear

1070
01:08:06,622 --> 01:08:09,207
Hie eins in set fan 36s!

1071
01:08:09,208 --> 01:08:12,085
Ik gean werom om wat mear fan har te krijen.

1072
01:08:12,086 --> 01:08:14,879
De hel? De poppen wiene net waarm?

1073
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:16,297
Der wiene net? Ûnmooglik!

1074
01:08:16,298 --> 01:08:18,758
Mar dat is de Gouden Ljocht Sauna.

1075
01:08:18,759 --> 01:08:20,218
Wat? De Gouden Liuw?

1076
01:08:20,219 --> 01:08:20,969
Tinke jo dat se allegear itselde binne?

1077
01:08:20,970 --> 01:08:22,971
Hoefolle johns

1078
01:08:22,972 --> 01:08:24,764
elke dei de trein ophelje?

1079
01:08:24,765 --> 01:08:25,640
Ik wit it net.

1080
01:08:25,641 --> 01:08:28,476
Ik wit gewoan dat ik rap yn ien fan har feroarje.

1081
01:08:28,477 --> 01:08:30,520
Ik haw net mear it rjocht om se te oardieljen.

1082
01:08:30,521 --> 01:08:33,731
Jo kinne myn seksuele ûnderfiningen telle

1083
01:08:33,732 --> 01:08:35,316
op mar trije fingers.

1084
01:08:35,317 --> 01:08:37,944
Mar dat oantal wurdt fjouwer

1085
01:08:37,945 --> 01:08:39,654
yn mar in pear oeren.

1086
01:08:39,655 --> 01:08:41,990
En as jo twa plakken foarby de desimaal telle,

1087
01:08:41,991 --> 01:08:45,660
myn hit rate klinkt better, pa 33,33%!

1088
01:08:45,661 --> 01:08:48,329
As ik in A-oandielen wie yn Shenzhen,

1089
01:08:48,330 --> 01:08:53,330
Se soene myn hannelingen stopje moatte!

1090
01:08:58,841 --> 01:09:03,841
Wy binne hjir.

1091
01:09:06,140 --> 01:09:06,889
In bloed tofu?

1092
01:09:06,890 --> 01:09:09,684
Krekt útferkocht.

1093
01:09:09,685 --> 01:09:11,269
Hé, dikke!

1094
01:09:11,270 --> 01:09:12,312
Ik ha it dy sein,

1095
01:09:12,313 --> 01:09:13,313
fergrieme gjin tiid mei it opheljen fan teven!

1096
01:09:13,314 --> 01:09:15,315
Rjochts op, krij dysels in hoer
en neam it in dei.

1097
01:09:15,316 --> 01:09:16,441
Jo hawwe ús allegearre let makke.

1098
01:09:16,442 --> 01:09:17,275
Dus wat no?

1099
01:09:17,276 --> 01:09:18,401
No wachtsje wy op de bestelwein.

1100
01:09:18,402 --> 01:09:20,612
Lit ús earst wat iten krije. Ik bin ferdomme honger!

1101
01:09:20,613 --> 01:09:22,530
Ik ferjit hast te neamen,

1102
01:09:22,531 --> 01:09:25,325
James wurket net mear mei my.

1103
01:09:25,326 --> 01:09:27,285
Hy soarget no foar syn fabryk dy't troch de famylje beheard wurdt

1104
01:09:27,286 --> 01:09:29,704
op it fêstelân.

1105
01:09:29,705 --> 01:09:32,624
Ik wit noch dat we ien kear gongen
nei Makau foar in saaklike gearkomste.

1106
01:09:32,625 --> 01:09:36,169
Nei oankomst liet Susan my ASAP in rapport reparearje,

1107
01:09:36,170 --> 01:09:39,047
wylst James útgie om te soargjen
fan guon grutte kliïnten.

1108
01:09:39,048 --> 01:09:44,048
Hy wie foar middernacht werom,
al dronken fan syn kont.

1109
01:09:44,261 --> 01:09:46,846
Se hawwe hjir hoeren.

1110
01:09:46,847 --> 01:09:50,266
Jo witte wat it wichtichste is
te dwaan yn Makau?

1111
01:09:50,267 --> 01:09:52,894
Hallo, Susan.

1112
01:09:52,895 --> 01:09:54,771
Neat, ik wie drok.

1113
01:09:54,772 --> 01:09:56,105
Wis. Do hast it daliks goed?

1114
01:09:56,106 --> 01:09:57,899
Echt fluch, noch 5 oant 'IO minuten.

1115
01:09:57,900 --> 01:10:02,900
Ja... Okee... Bye!

1116
01:10:03,989 --> 01:10:06,866
Yn Makau moatte jo in hoer krije.

1117
01:10:06,867 --> 01:10:09,077
Oars, do silst wurde ferdomd sorry.

1118
01:10:09,078 --> 01:10:12,246
En tink derom, gjin tippen, begrypt it?

1119
01:10:12,247 --> 01:10:17,247
Hawwe jo it?

1120
01:10:18,921 --> 01:10:23,921
Eh? Der klinkt al ien? Leuk!

1121
01:10:26,136 --> 01:10:26,844
WOW!

1122
01:10:26,845 --> 01:10:29,430
Wow, wat?

1123
01:10:29,431 --> 01:10:30,056
Wêr is Frankie?

1124
01:10:30,057 --> 01:10:31,516
Hy sei dat hy it dokumint direkt oerbringe soe.

1125
01:10:31,517 --> 01:10:34,310
Sorry juffer. Jo binne net hielendal rjocht foar my.

1126
01:10:34,311 --> 01:10:37,355
Gean werom en fertel jo manager dat ik in útwikseling wol!

1127
01:10:37,356 --> 01:10:38,314
Wat de fuck, man.

1128
01:10:38,315 --> 01:10:39,816
No krigen se hoeren dy't op Susan lykje!

1129
01:10:39,817 --> 01:10:41,609
- Wêr hawwe jo it oer?
- In Susan hoer?!

1130
01:10:41,610 --> 01:10:43,194
- Jo tinke dat ik in prostituee bin?
- Hoe kinne jo dat neuke?

1131
01:10:43,195 --> 01:10:45,113
Hoe doarsto, James?

1132
01:10:45,114 --> 01:10:50,114
Ferdomme, kom op!

1133
01:10:50,119 --> 01:10:52,245
Do bist ûntslein!

1134
01:10:52,246 --> 01:10:53,413
Nei dy nacht

1135
01:10:53,414 --> 01:10:55,331
Ik hie ien kollega minder,

1136
01:10:55,332 --> 01:10:57,792
James hie ien boot minder om te slikjen,

1137
01:10:57,793 --> 01:11:00,461
en Susan learde úteinlik it learde

1138
01:11:00,462 --> 01:11:02,630
dat, "yn wyn is der wierheid."

1139
01:11:02,631 --> 01:11:07,631
WASHINGTON SAUNA

1140
01:11:13,100 --> 01:11:15,852
Ik hie dit soarte fan uterlik earder sjoen.

1141
01:11:15,853 --> 01:11:18,271
Yn in dokumintêre oer de Slach by Midway.

1142
01:11:18,272 --> 01:11:21,315
De wurge, mar oerwinnende Amerikaanske troepen
werom nei de basis

1143
01:11:21,316 --> 01:11:24,986
joech dit soarte fan blik oan de manlju

1144
01:11:24,987 --> 01:11:26,988
útgean om har te ûntlêsten,

1145
01:11:26,989 --> 01:11:31,989
in gefoel fan hope en ferantwurdlikens trochjaan.

1146
01:11:52,598 --> 01:11:57,598
It begjint te reinen. Hurry the hell up!

1147
01:12:04,151 --> 01:12:05,902
Okee, tank.

1148
01:12:05,903 --> 01:12:08,321
Oh, geweldich. It is no ferrekte let.

1149
01:12:08,322 --> 01:12:10,865
Dus as wy te let binne, rinne se út chicks?

1150
01:12:10,866 --> 01:12:12,158
Nee, jo hoege jo gjin soargen te meitsjen.

1151
01:12:12,159 --> 01:12:13,910
Ik haw krekt neamd Jackie de manager

1152
01:12:13,911 --> 01:12:15,828
om wat foar ús te hâlden.

1153
01:12:15,829 --> 01:12:18,623
Oars soene wy ​​fan 'e jiskebult pikke.

1154
01:12:18,624 --> 01:12:21,167
Oh, krekt, wat hast Zeta ferteld

1155
01:12:21,168 --> 01:12:23,669
dat lit dy sneak út?

1156
01:12:23,670 --> 01:12:26,631
Zeta is net sa't se earder wie.

1157
01:12:26,632 --> 01:12:28,174
En nei it oerstekken fan de grins,

1158
01:12:28,175 --> 01:12:30,885
Ik bin sels as in nije man.

1159
01:12:30,886 --> 01:12:34,055
Huh? Wat de hel binne jo babbeljen oer?

1160
01:12:34,056 --> 01:12:35,264
Ferjit it.

1161
01:12:35,265 --> 01:12:37,266
Lit my earst in wurd fan warskôging jaan.

1162
01:12:37,267 --> 01:12:38,893
As jo sjogge immen picking út

1163
01:12:38,894 --> 01:12:40,770
in folslein ôfgryslike breed,

1164
01:12:40,771 --> 01:12:42,522
doarst net laitsje.

1165
01:12:42,523 --> 01:12:45,483
Jo witte, "Beauty is yn it each fan 'e sjogger"

1166
01:12:45,484 --> 01:12:47,693
Ik haw it in protte barre sjoen.

1167
01:12:47,694 --> 01:12:52,694
Oh.

1168
01:13:11,510 --> 01:13:14,554
Goeie jûn, hearen.

1169
01:13:14,555 --> 01:13:16,305
Hearen, hoe kin ik jo oansprekke?

1170
01:13:16,306 --> 01:13:17,849
- Mr. James.
- Mr. James.

1171
01:13:17,850 --> 01:13:19,392
- Wong.
- Menear Wong.

1172
01:13:19,393 --> 01:13:20,685
- Menear Frankie.
- Frankie.

1173
01:13:20,686 --> 01:13:22,061
Hat ien fan ús managers jo earder holpen?

1174
01:13:22,062 --> 01:13:25,982
Nee, mar ik hie belle en praat mei in Jackie.

1175
01:13:25,983 --> 01:13:28,234
Jackie? No dat bin ik.

1176
01:13:28,235 --> 01:13:31,612
Dus do bist de hear dy't earder belle.

1177
01:13:31,613 --> 01:13:32,905
Binne jo Jackie?

1178
01:13:32,906 --> 01:13:34,949
Mar jo nammekaartsje seit "Toman"

1179
01:13:34,950 --> 01:13:38,077
No, it is wat yngewikkeld.

1180
01:13:38,078 --> 01:13:41,455
"To Man Chet" is fansels de echte namme
fan de akteur Chapman To.

1181
01:13:41,456 --> 01:13:42,623
En om't myn namme sa gelyk klinkt,

1182
01:13:42,624 --> 01:13:43,958
minsken neamden my Chapman, dan Chap,

1183
01:13:43,959 --> 01:13:45,042
dan Jack en op it lêst Jackie.

1184
01:13:45,043 --> 01:13:47,128
Sa kinne jo my ek Jackie neame!

1185
01:13:47,129 --> 01:13:49,839
Wa makket it út?! Litte wy dit oansette!

1186
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:52,049
Jimme trije hearen binne krekt op tiid oankommen

1187
01:13:52,050 --> 01:13:54,302
foar ús nachtlike "Flower Show"

1188
01:13:54,303 --> 01:13:55,511
Wat bedoelst mei "Flower Show"

1189
01:13:55,512 --> 01:13:57,972
Wy hawwe allegear beskikber famkes

1190
01:13:57,973 --> 01:13:59,098
sammelje om yn 'e lobby

1191
01:13:59,099 --> 01:14:01,142
foar jo allegear om oer te sjen en te kiezen.

1192
01:14:01,143 --> 01:14:04,520
Dizze manier.

1193
01:14:04,521 --> 01:14:07,231
Haast, hjir hinne.

1194
01:14:07,232 --> 01:14:12,232
WOW!

1195
01:14:34,384 --> 01:14:35,551
Wat bisto wow?

1196
01:14:35,552 --> 01:14:40,181
It fielde gewoan sa. Dus wat?

1197
01:14:40,182 --> 01:14:45,182
Dit binne grif de bêste fan it stel.

1198
01:14:45,437 --> 01:14:46,312
Heren,

1199
01:14:46,313 --> 01:14:49,023
as jo ien sjogge dy't jo leuk fine, lit it my gewoan witte.

1200
01:14:49,024 --> 01:14:50,524
Dammit!

1201
01:14:50,525 --> 01:14:52,526
Besykje jo myn kliïnten wer te stellen?

1202
01:14:52,527 --> 01:14:54,487
Wêr hawwe jo dat fan heard?

1203
01:14:54,488 --> 01:14:58,199
Ik seach it mei myn eigen beide eagen!

1204
01:14:58,200 --> 01:14:59,867
Jackie Chan?

1205
01:14:59,868 --> 01:15:00,868
Jackie Chan?

1206
01:15:00,869 --> 01:15:01,786
It is Jackie Chin.

1207
01:15:01,787 --> 01:15:02,703
Dat kloppet.

1208
01:15:02,704 --> 01:15:05,289
Wa makket it út? It makket neat út!

1209
01:15:05,290 --> 01:15:06,499
Ik gean der hjoed net allegear op yn.

1210
01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:07,583
Mar it feit is dat dizze trije

1211
01:15:07,584 --> 01:15:10,378
hie krekt mei my oan de telefoan praat

1212
01:15:10,379 --> 01:15:13,798
en frege om in shuttle foar harren te regeljen.

1213
01:15:13,799 --> 01:15:17,677
Wa fan jimme hearen is James?

1214
01:15:17,678 --> 01:15:18,844
Do sjochst?

1215
01:15:18,845 --> 01:15:21,138
Jo witte net iens hokker menear James is.

1216
01:15:21,139 --> 01:15:24,058
Elkenien dy't antwurdet op sa'n gewoane namme
is no dyn klant? Bullshit!

1217
01:15:24,059 --> 01:15:25,810
Mr James, jo fertel it har.

1218
01:15:25,811 --> 01:15:28,312
Fertel har dat jo my neamd hawwe en har net.

1219
01:15:28,313 --> 01:15:31,232
Wa hawwe jo earder belle?

1220
01:15:31,233 --> 01:15:32,692
Wat? No, ik wit it net...

1221
01:15:32,693 --> 01:15:34,819
Jo kinne net fertelle it ferskil tusken
in mansstim en in frou?

1222
01:15:34,820 --> 01:15:35,653
Wat?

1223
01:15:35,654 --> 01:15:37,905
Ik wie mear soargen oer
kuikens reservearje foar dy twa idioaten,

1224
01:15:37,906 --> 01:15:39,031
Wat kin it my skele mei wa't ik praat?

1225
01:15:39,032 --> 01:15:40,074
Jo twa wurkje jo eigen problemen út

1226
01:15:40,075 --> 01:15:41,117
en stopje ús yn 'e wei te stean.

1227
01:15:41,118 --> 01:15:43,077
Hear dat? Stopje myn kliïnten te hinderjen!

1228
01:15:43,078 --> 01:15:45,204
Is dat sa! Jo stelle myn kliïnten en besykje
om dit op my te kearen!

1229
01:15:45,205 --> 01:15:46,038
Hawwe jo de geast ferlern?!

1230
01:15:46,039 --> 01:15:47,081
- Wat?!
- Wat

1231
01:15:47,082 --> 01:15:49,375
Hâld it op, beide! Gean jo manager!

1232
01:15:49,376 --> 01:15:50,167
Ik bin de manager!

1233
01:15:50,168 --> 01:15:53,254
Wy binne trije. Jo helpe elk ien fan ús.

1234
01:15:53,255 --> 01:15:54,005
De tredde sil in famke fan elk fan jimme krije.

1235
01:15:54,006 --> 01:15:56,757
Jo sille beide saken hawwe, goed?

1236
01:15:56,758 --> 01:15:59,635
Geweldich idee, ik hâld der net fan om de tredde te wêzen.

1237
01:15:59,636 --> 01:16:03,222
Makket my net út. De klant hat altyd gelyk.

1238
01:16:03,223 --> 01:16:05,057
Do sûgje jo no gewoan, hé?

1239
01:16:05,058 --> 01:16:06,392
Tinke jo dat jo my bang meitsje kinne?

1240
01:16:06,393 --> 01:16:09,186
Ik soe dit alles moatte nimme.

1241
01:16:09,187 --> 01:16:11,397
Mar no wolle jo dat ik it splitst?
Wolle jo de helte fan my nimme?

1242
01:16:11,398 --> 01:16:12,314
Ferjit it mar!

1243
01:16:12,315 --> 01:16:13,983
Sis watst wolst, mar prikje my net!

1244
01:16:13,984 --> 01:16:14,942
- Wat?!
- Wat?!

1245
01:16:14,943 --> 01:16:16,610
Jo tinke net dat it earlik is.

1246
01:16:16,611 --> 01:16:18,195
Jo sizze dat de klant altyd gelyk hat.

1247
01:16:18,196 --> 01:16:19,488
Hy is altyd.

1248
01:16:19,489 --> 01:16:20,448
Hoe sit it mei

1249
01:16:20,449 --> 01:16:23,034
wy kieze basearre op

1250
01:16:23,035 --> 01:16:24,368
wa jout de bêste pitch?

1251
01:16:24,369 --> 01:16:25,286
- Jawis!
- Bring it op!

1252
01:16:25,287 --> 01:16:26,954
- Kom...
- Stean rjocht..

1253
01:16:26,955 --> 01:16:30,624
Famkes, moetsje de hearen.

1254
01:16:30,625 --> 01:16:32,168
Heren, wy ferwolkomje jo hjir op jo

1255
01:16:32,169 --> 01:16:35,129
earste besite oan Washington Sauna.

1256
01:16:35,130 --> 01:16:39,133
Myn famkes binne ferneamd om har soepel,
romige boarsten.

1257
01:16:39,134 --> 01:16:40,676
In genot om mei te boartsjen.

1258
01:16:40,677 --> 01:16:44,305
Sjoch ris op No.. 36, waans boarst
is op syn minst 36!

1259
01:16:44,306 --> 01:16:48,100
Har treflike tsjinst hat wûn har
in protte faak klanten.

1260
01:16:48,101 --> 01:16:53,101
Kom, spring in pear kear en lit se sjen.

1261
01:16:56,234 --> 01:16:58,819
Heren, "poerbêste tsjinst" is maklik genôch om te sizzen,

1262
01:16:58,820 --> 01:17:00,362
mar besjoch nûmer 11.

1263
01:17:00,363 --> 01:17:02,490
Se giet troch "Boundless"

1264
01:17:02,491 --> 01:17:03,616
en is bekend om unreal blowjobs!

1265
01:17:03,617 --> 01:17:04,867
Net allinnich is se moai,

1266
01:17:04,868 --> 01:17:06,911
mar d'r binne safolle dingen dy't jo mei har dwaan kinne!

1267
01:17:06,912 --> 01:17:09,246
Binne dizze titen net wat?

1268
01:17:09,247 --> 01:17:12,875
Jawis, praat is goedkeap. Mar wêr is it bewiis?

1269
01:17:12,876 --> 01:17:16,670
Jo hearen moatte earst in gefoel hawwe foar josels!

1270
01:17:16,671 --> 01:17:21,008
- Gean dyn gong. Gean pakke wat jo wolle.
- Dat hoecht eins net.

1271
01:17:21,009 --> 01:17:22,301
Mar binne se net fêst?

1272
01:17:22,302 --> 01:17:27,302
Hear, sjoch. Roze tepels!

1273
01:17:28,683 --> 01:17:30,101
Ik sei dy net te gean looien safolle!

1274
01:17:30,102 --> 01:17:33,062
Flean op!

1275
01:17:33,063 --> 01:17:35,815
Sjoch, dizze binne echt rôze.

1276
01:17:35,816 --> 01:17:37,775
Kom op en hawwe in gefoel!

1277
01:17:37,776 --> 01:17:40,194
Pak se gewoan!

1278
01:17:40,195 --> 01:17:42,696
Wat is de grutte deal? Myn binne ek rôze!

1279
01:17:42,697 --> 01:17:43,656
Wachtsje,

1280
01:17:43,657 --> 01:17:45,783
Ik bedoelde myn famkes!

1281
01:17:45,784 --> 01:17:47,535
As se fiele dat se net goed genôch binne,

1282
01:17:47,536 --> 01:17:50,204
sûgje op harren! Kom op en ha in sûch!

1283
01:17:50,205 --> 01:17:51,247
Nee, hjir.

1284
01:17:51,248 --> 01:17:52,915
Jo seine krekt hars wiene bouncy.

1285
01:17:52,916 --> 01:17:55,543
Hjir! Dizze binne roze!

1286
01:17:55,544 --> 01:17:57,378
Sûgje op dizze, gean troch ...

1287
01:17:57,379 --> 01:17:59,088
Jackie, jo kliïnten binne hjir foar jo.

1288
01:17:59,089 --> 01:18:04,089
- Befetsje ik!
- Se binne hjir foar my!

1289
01:18:06,930 --> 01:18:09,223
Dus hoe fielden se har?

1290
01:18:09,224 --> 01:18:10,516
Hurde...

1291
01:18:10,517 --> 01:18:12,059
Wat "hurd"?

1292
01:18:12,060 --> 01:18:13,644
Min te sizzen.

1293
01:18:13,645 --> 01:18:17,439
Fuck! Wat in fergriemde kâns!
Moast my it dwaan litte!

1294
01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:21,110
Begryp my net ferkeard.
"Moeilik te fertellen" wie net bedoeld om tûk te wêzen.

1295
01:18:21,111 --> 01:18:24,155
Ik wie gewoan te ferlegen om te fertellen

1296
01:18:24,156 --> 01:18:29,156
elk ferskil of sels genietsje fan de wille.

1297
01:18:30,579 --> 01:18:33,998
Dit plak is net allinich in metafoaryske fleismerk.

1298
01:18:33,999 --> 01:18:36,000
Dizze famkes wurde ferkocht, plukt en hifke

1299
01:18:36,001 --> 01:18:39,420
lykas alle gewoane produkten.

1300
01:18:39,421 --> 01:18:41,755
Minsken hjir, oft gasten, famkes, of hosts,

1301
01:18:41,756 --> 01:18:46,756
ferlieze alle weardichheid sa gau as se ynrinne.

1302
01:18:46,887 --> 01:18:51,887
Hoi Jackie, tink om my te setten foar 106.

1303
01:18:56,605 --> 01:18:58,189
As jo sjogge immen picking út

1304
01:18:58,190 --> 01:19:00,191
in folslein ôfgryslike breed,

1305
01:19:00,192 --> 01:19:01,775
doarst net laitsje.

1306
01:19:01,776 --> 01:19:04,612
Jo witte, "Beauty is yn it each fan 'e sjogger"

1307
01:19:04,613 --> 01:19:09,491
Ik haw it in protte barre sjoen.

1308
01:19:09,492 --> 01:19:12,953
Ugly trim is noch trim.
Noch better as it sels dwaan.

1309
01:19:12,954 --> 01:19:17,954
Oan elk syn eigen. Lit him wêze.

1310
01:19:26,551 --> 01:19:31,551
No. 211, stean oerein.

1311
01:19:36,770 --> 01:19:38,312
Jo hawwe my markearre foar nûmer 106,

1312
01:19:38,313 --> 01:19:39,521
mar as ik sjoch in better, kin ik wikselje?

1313
01:19:39,522 --> 01:19:43,067
Gjin probleem. Feroarje oant jo tefreden binne.

1314
01:19:43,068 --> 01:19:45,152
Mar sjoch, dyn beide freonen

1315
01:19:45,153 --> 01:19:46,654
noch net ien keazen.

1316
01:19:46,655 --> 01:19:47,988
En as jo nei it iten weromkomme

1317
01:19:47,989 --> 01:19:50,741
de "Blommen Show" sil al foarby.

1318
01:19:50,742 --> 01:19:51,659
Ik hie net ferwachte sa'n elegante te sjen

1319
01:19:51,660 --> 01:19:53,661
en suvere skientme hjir.

1320
01:19:53,662 --> 01:19:55,371
Sjoch har,

1321
01:19:55,372 --> 01:19:58,290
se yt wierskynlik sels sûn.

1322
01:19:58,291 --> 01:19:59,166
Shit. As se sûn iet,

1323
01:19:59,167 --> 01:20:02,086
tinksto dat se dy yn har mûle stekke soe? Dumbass.

1324
01:20:02,087 --> 01:20:05,464
Jackie, set my asjebleaft del foar nr. 211.

1325
01:20:05,465 --> 01:20:07,841
Hiel goed. Dankewol.

1326
01:20:07,842 --> 01:20:12,842
Jing, kieze jo ien?

1327
01:20:13,181 --> 01:20:15,307
Dan geane wy earst ite

1328
01:20:15,308 --> 01:20:17,518
en kies letter wer.

1329
01:20:17,519 --> 01:20:22,519
Dizze manier asjebleaft.

1330
01:20:25,652 --> 01:20:27,278
Witte jo wat jo wolle?

1331
01:20:27,279 --> 01:20:31,115
Sa net, litte wy earst wat bier krije.

1332
01:20:31,116 --> 01:20:33,367
Tinke jo dat se Hoegaarden hawwe?

1333
01:20:33,368 --> 01:20:35,703
Do bist in idioat!

1334
01:20:35,704 --> 01:20:37,288
Ober, jou my twa flessen bier

1335
01:20:37,289 --> 01:20:42,289
mei trije glêzen.

1336
01:20:44,713 --> 01:20:47,798
- Hé, wat dogge jo hjir boppe?
- Krekt in maat opbringe om ynbrutsen te wurden.

1337
01:20:47,799 --> 01:20:48,716
Virgin?

1338
01:20:48,717 --> 01:20:53,053
Ja, dêr.

1339
01:20:53,054 --> 01:20:56,515
Hy sjocht it fansels.

1340
01:20:56,516 --> 01:20:58,726
Besjoch wa't ik brocht mei my!

1341
01:20:58,727 --> 01:21:00,686
Frankie...

1342
01:21:00,687 --> 01:21:03,689
en jo seine dat jo net ien fan ús wiene.

1343
01:21:03,690 --> 01:21:05,482
Wat in stront!

1344
01:21:05,483 --> 01:21:09,069
Ik sei it earder. Alle katten ite fisk.

1345
01:21:09,070 --> 01:21:10,404
En jo hawwe gjin idee hoe goed

1346
01:21:10,405 --> 01:21:13,490
roast goose smakket oant jo it hawwe!

1347
01:21:13,491 --> 01:21:14,742
Goed, hy wit it no.

1348
01:21:14,743 --> 01:21:16,410
Stopje him te plagen. Hawwe ien by my.

1349
01:21:16,411 --> 01:21:18,412
Nee, ik haw al in protte hân.

1350
01:21:18,413 --> 01:21:21,874
Oh ja, hoe treffe wy hjir
en doch in bytsje prestaasjes resinsje

1351
01:21:21,875 --> 01:21:23,959
moarn oer it moarnsiten?

1352
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:27,504
Cool, gjin probleem hjir. Freegje him.

1353
01:21:27,505 --> 01:21:28,505
Okee.

1354
01:21:28,506 --> 01:21:32,259
Ok dan stean ik net yn 'e wei
fan jo "brast guozzen"

1355
01:21:32,260 --> 01:21:34,386
Oant moarn.

1356
01:21:34,387 --> 01:21:38,724
Oant moarn.

1357
01:21:38,725 --> 01:21:41,894
Wat? Wêrom sjochsto my sa oan?

1358
01:21:41,895 --> 01:21:44,104
Wat is der sa nuver om yn te rinnen
oare jonges hjir?

1359
01:21:44,105 --> 01:21:46,940
As jo ​​​​kikens tsjinkomme, soe dat problemen wêze.

1360
01:21:46,941 --> 01:21:48,442
Dat jo witte wat jo ite wolle, noch?

1361
01:21:48,443 --> 01:21:51,445
Hat de ober net útset
in lêste oprop foar roast guozzen?

1362
01:21:51,446 --> 01:21:56,446
Geroosterde guozzen? Wie it net de hinnepot?

1363
01:21:58,203 --> 01:22:03,203
Binne jo klear of net?

1364
01:22:04,042 --> 01:22:04,958
Nee.

1365
01:22:04,959 --> 01:22:09,421
Drink op, kom op...

1366
01:22:09,422 --> 01:22:11,882
It bier foar my is amber genôch,

1367
01:22:11,883 --> 01:22:13,634
mar it is sa bewolkt.

1368
01:22:13,635 --> 01:22:15,886
It is sa ûndúdlik as de dingen yn myn libben

1369
01:22:15,887 --> 01:22:18,055
dat ik eins ha kontrôle oer.

1370
01:22:18,056 --> 01:22:20,099
Op it stuit fiel ik my sa ferlern.

1371
01:22:20,100 --> 01:22:24,395
Wat de hel moat ik hawwe?

1372
01:22:24,396 --> 01:22:29,396
Chicken pot, of braised modder karper?

1373
01:22:33,238 --> 01:22:35,489
Wêr geane jo hinne?
Jo hawwe neat besteld

1374
01:22:35,490 --> 01:22:37,950
Ei en ham noedels binne goed.

1375
01:22:37,951 --> 01:22:41,662
It húske is der net.

1376
01:22:41,663 --> 01:22:43,497
Oh, eh, echt?

1377
01:22:43,498 --> 01:22:47,042
Leafde ûnbeheind, en freugde is oerfloedich.

1378
01:22:47,043 --> 01:22:51,255
Muzyk docht tinken oan leafhawwers sûnt fuort ...

1379
01:22:51,256 --> 01:22:53,924
Ik moat mar pisje, wat is der mei de poëzy?

1380
01:22:53,925 --> 01:22:56,009
En wat dochsto hjir bûten?

1381
01:22:56,010 --> 01:22:59,138
Twadde gedachten binne ûnûntkomber

1382
01:22:59,139 --> 01:23:02,057
as men syn miening makket.

1383
01:23:02,058 --> 01:23:06,353
Mar ik leau dat ik it goede beslút naam.

1384
01:23:06,354 --> 01:23:09,064
Beslút? Hokker beslút?

1385
01:23:09,065 --> 01:23:11,024
Hawwe jo einlings in famke keazen?

1386
01:23:11,025 --> 01:23:15,279
Eins seach ik myn Juliet dêr al.

1387
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:16,447
No. 211?

1388
01:23:16,448 --> 01:23:20,367
Jackie, set my asjebleaft del foar nr. 211.

1389
01:23:20,368 --> 01:23:22,411
Jing, kieze jo ien?

1390
01:23:22,412 --> 01:23:25,038
Wêrom hawwe jo har doe net markearre?

1391
01:23:25,039 --> 01:23:28,625
Om't jo yn gruttere need binne.

1392
01:23:28,626 --> 01:23:31,628
Hoewol twa moanne jonger as ik,

1393
01:23:31,629 --> 01:23:34,465
Jing hat my altyd alles tajûn.

1394
01:23:34,466 --> 01:23:37,718
Dochs troch de jierren hinne,
Ik haw him noait ien ding jûn.

1395
01:23:37,719 --> 01:23:41,054
Dat haw ik dizze kear dus besletten
Ik sil dit famke oan him oerjaan.

1396
01:23:41,055 --> 01:23:42,931
211 is alles fan jo.

1397
01:23:42,932 --> 01:23:46,727
Ik wit wat jo tinke.
Mar as jo no werom geane,

1398
01:23:46,728 --> 01:23:50,898
do silst nea ferjitte de persoan
do wolst ferjitte.

1399
01:23:50,899 --> 01:23:53,692
Yndied. Hoe koe ik al dizze kant komme,

1400
01:23:53,693 --> 01:23:55,986
in reis fan trije oeren, in famke útsocht,

1401
01:23:55,987 --> 01:23:59,573
allinnich om te draaien
en fuortgean sûnder wat te dwaan?

1402
01:23:59,574 --> 01:24:03,577
D'r is in djippe wierheid yn Jing's wurden.

1403
01:24:03,578 --> 01:24:05,287
It is gjin lyts wûnder

1404
01:24:05,288 --> 01:24:08,081
foar in freon om my sa goed te kennen.

1405
01:24:08,082 --> 01:24:11,168
Dat haw ik fannacht besletten

1406
01:24:11,169 --> 01:24:14,505
Ik soe nr. 211 nimme en alles útgean.

1407
01:24:14,506 --> 01:24:17,257
Folhâlde. In man moat syn wurd hâlde.

1408
01:24:17,258 --> 01:24:20,344
Wat de hel? Hat er krekt myn gedachten lêzen?

1409
01:24:20,345 --> 01:24:22,721
It is no let. De "Flower Show" is foarby.

1410
01:24:22,722 --> 01:24:23,931
Der binne no minder famkes.

1411
01:24:23,932 --> 01:24:24,848
Wat?

1412
01:24:24,849 --> 01:24:27,518
Sit gjin soargen, ik stjoer se yn groepen yn

1413
01:24:27,519 --> 01:24:28,602
foar jo seleksje.

1414
01:24:28,603 --> 01:24:30,521
Ik beloof dat jo ien fine dy't jo wolle.

1415
01:24:30,522 --> 01:24:31,522
Oars, gewoan oerskeakelje foar in oar.

1416
01:24:31,523 --> 01:24:36,523
Kom earst yn, en ik sil it regelje.

1417
01:24:39,781 --> 01:24:41,281
Goeie jûn, hear.

1418
01:24:41,282 --> 01:24:43,492
Ik bin 128, fan ...

1419
01:24:43,493 --> 01:24:46,620
lam 708, fan...

1420
01:24:46,621 --> 01:24:48,705
lam 303, fan...

1421
01:24:48,706 --> 01:24:50,457
lam...

1422
01:24:50,458 --> 01:24:52,709
Wat de hel binne se sizze?
Ik begriep der gjin wurd fan.

1423
01:24:52,710 --> 01:24:55,420
Wa makket it der om? Kies mar ien!

1424
01:24:55,421 --> 01:24:56,713
Ien dy leuk?

1425
01:24:56,714 --> 01:24:59,967
Hast al op en kies elkenien!

1426
01:24:59,968 --> 01:25:03,136
Nee.

1427
01:25:03,137 --> 01:25:08,137
Leave.

1428
01:25:08,977 --> 01:25:12,271
Werklik? Net ien?

1429
01:25:12,272 --> 01:25:14,106
Der binne net folle oerbleaun.

1430
01:25:14,107 --> 01:25:17,985
Dizze folgjende ronde is wierskynlik dyn lêste kâns.

1431
01:25:17,986 --> 01:25:20,153
Nei dizze ronde,

1432
01:25:20,154 --> 01:25:21,488
as jo noch net beslute kinne,

1433
01:25:21,489 --> 01:25:22,864
ik kin neat dwaan.

1434
01:25:22,865 --> 01:25:24,825
Gean. Set se op.

1435
01:25:24,826 --> 01:25:26,326
It is ferrassend dat Jackie seit

1436
01:25:26,327 --> 01:25:28,203
dit wie myn "lêste kâns"

1437
01:25:28,204 --> 01:25:31,039
makke my GVGH ITIOFG HGFVOUS.

1438
01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:34,459
As Jing my net gewoan tsjinholden hie
in pear minuten lyn,

1439
01:25:34,460 --> 01:25:36,795
Ik soe al lang fuort west hawwe.

1440
01:25:36,796 --> 01:25:38,213
Wêrom is picking in famke

1441
01:25:38,214 --> 01:25:40,132
makket my sa ûnrêstich?

1442
01:25:40,133 --> 01:25:42,968
Is it dat ik itselde bin as myn heit

1443
01:25:42,969 --> 01:25:45,345
en hawwe de DNA foar it wêzen fan in john?

1444
01:25:45,346 --> 01:25:50,346
Goeie jûn, hear.

1445
01:25:57,025 --> 01:26:01,862
It spyt my. Ferkearde keamer...

1446
01:26:01,863 --> 01:26:04,531
- Gean, fuort.
- Lokwinske, do bist einlings grut wurden.

1447
01:26:04,532 --> 01:26:06,033
Hearen, ik sil jo keamers ynstelle.

1448
01:26:06,034 --> 01:26:11,034
Meitsje it fluch.

1449
01:26:13,541 --> 01:26:18,541
Unthâld, moarn moarnsbrochje, dikke!

1450
01:26:23,384 --> 01:26:25,510
Kom, lit my dyn jas útdoen.

1451
01:26:25,511 --> 01:26:28,555
Eh, tank.

1452
01:26:28,556 --> 01:26:33,556
Jo Hong Kong guys binne sa beleefd.

1453
01:26:45,782 --> 01:26:50,782
Wow, dizze stoel is sa cool!
It is as in transformator!

1454
01:26:58,961 --> 01:27:02,339
Dit is in "uDivine", ik kin jo tsjinje

1455
01:27:02,340 --> 01:27:04,758
op it letter as jo wolle.

1456
01:27:04,759 --> 01:27:08,428
In uDivine? Andy Lau wie gjin grapke.

1457
01:27:08,429 --> 01:27:12,099
Ik fiel my as in god yn dit.

1458
01:27:12,100 --> 01:27:13,892
Foar hokker "spesifike need fan myn lichem"

1459
01:27:13,893 --> 01:27:18,893
der is in programma "Human 3D massage".

1460
01:27:19,148 --> 01:27:21,817
Kin in feiligenskontrôle wêze. Lit my gean sjen.

1461
01:27:21,818 --> 01:27:26,818
Feiligenskontrôle? Bedoele jo net in oerfal?
Gjin ferdomme manier!

1462
01:27:27,782 --> 01:27:29,866
Dy wurden makken myn skonken wobbeliger as

1463
01:27:29,867 --> 01:27:32,619
as ik in wike non-stop neukt hie!

1464
01:27:32,620 --> 01:27:34,746
Hallo mem,

1465
01:27:34,747 --> 01:27:37,332
Ik haw in minne soan west en bin betrape mei in hoer!

1466
01:27:37,333 --> 01:27:38,458
Ik sil de kommende 15 dagen net thús wêze foar iten,

1467
01:27:38,459 --> 01:27:41,837
meitsje jo gjin soargen oer my ...

1468
01:27:41,838 --> 01:27:44,256
Ik moat no ophingje, moarn...

1469
01:27:44,257 --> 01:27:47,300
Wêrom bliuwt stront my oerkommen?

1470
01:27:47,301 --> 01:27:49,469
Neat de sturt, myn broek sit noch oan

1471
01:27:49,470 --> 01:27:51,138
en ik sil 15 dagen opsletten wurde?!

1472
01:27:51,139 --> 01:27:55,976
Baas, ik bin arresteare
foar it oanfreegjen fan in prostituee.

1473
01:27:55,977 --> 01:27:58,395
Ik moat twa wike ferlof nimme...

1474
01:27:58,396 --> 01:28:00,439
Wat dan ek, tink gewoan om oproppen fan kliïnten te nimmen

1475
01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:02,315
en antwurdzje op har e-mails.

1476
01:28:02,316 --> 01:28:03,358
Ach, okee...

1477
01:28:03,359 --> 01:28:05,569
Hé, maat, lit my dyn telefoan liene.

1478
01:28:05,570 --> 01:28:08,488
Iran yn 'e midden fan in oprop.

1479
01:28:08,489 --> 01:28:11,908
Do bist it. Hast net nei de Gouden Liuwsauna gien?

1480
01:28:11,909 --> 01:28:13,160
Wat ferdomme Gouden Liuw Sauna?

1481
01:28:13,161 --> 01:28:14,494
It is Gouden Ljocht,

1482
01:28:14,495 --> 01:28:17,956
Jo tinke dat se allegear itselde binne? Fukker...

1483
01:28:17,957 --> 01:28:19,708
Tige tank.

1484
01:28:19,709 --> 01:28:21,126
Soe it net ûnberikber wêze moatte?

1485
01:28:21,127 --> 01:28:25,172
Ferdomme, dat tocht ik ek.

1486
01:28:25,173 --> 01:28:26,548
Jou my dyn telefoan.

1487
01:28:26,549 --> 01:28:27,716
Gjin oproppen binnen de sel.

1488
01:28:27,717 --> 01:28:28,675
Takeit

1489
01:28:28,676 --> 01:28:33,676
Is myn yn elts gefal net. Fucker.

1490
01:28:35,141 --> 01:28:38,477
In klant rekke dronken, it wie neat.

1491
01:28:38,478 --> 01:28:40,353
Ik makke gewoan in grapke, meitsje jo gjin soargen.

1492
01:28:40,354 --> 01:28:42,397
Krekt in grapke? Wat de fuck!

1493
01:28:42,398 --> 01:28:45,317
Sjoch nei dy, dyn gesicht is bedutsen mei swit.

1494
01:28:45,318 --> 01:28:47,527
Dit is hielendal net grappich!

1495
01:28:47,528 --> 01:28:49,529
Wiesto bang?

1496
01:28:49,530 --> 01:28:51,239
Nee, ik wie gewoan soargen oer alle oefening.

1497
01:28:51,240 --> 01:28:54,201
Ik moat earst stretchje ...

1498
01:28:54,202 --> 01:28:59,202
Lit ús op bêd lizze.

1499
01:29:03,294 --> 01:29:06,087
De kloof tusken ús kin net mear wêze as

1500
01:29:06,088 --> 01:29:08,048
15 sintimeter.

1501
01:29:08,049 --> 01:29:10,050
Ik koe har net yn 'e eagen sjen.

1502
01:29:10,051 --> 01:29:13,053
Se leit har hân op myn boarst

1503
01:29:13,054 --> 01:29:15,597
en al beweecht it net,

1504
01:29:15,598 --> 01:29:19,976
myn gesicht is hielendal flush en myn hert bonkt.

1505
01:29:19,977 --> 01:29:21,436
Om de stilte te brekken,

1506
01:29:21,437 --> 01:29:24,564
Ik besleat om al myn wil op te roppen en te sizzen ...

1507
01:29:24,565 --> 01:29:26,066
Wat is dyn namme?

1508
01:29:26,067 --> 01:29:27,776
Myn namme is Celia.

1509
01:29:27,777 --> 01:29:31,279
Is dat koart foar Cecilia lykas yn it ferske

1510
01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:33,406
"Celia, do brekt myn hert"

1511
01:29:33,407 --> 01:29:35,116
It is gewoan Celia.

1512
01:29:35,117 --> 01:29:39,913
Oh.

1513
01:29:39,914 --> 01:29:44,042
Ik tink dat jo spesjaal binne.

1514
01:29:44,043 --> 01:29:46,586
Spesjaal? Wat foar spesjaal?

1515
01:29:46,587 --> 01:29:48,171
Lykas, foaral lelijk?

1516
01:29:48,172 --> 01:29:50,590
Net lelik,

1517
01:29:50,591 --> 01:29:55,591
gewoan spesjaal.

1518
01:30:07,024 --> 01:30:08,984
Lit my jo earst in blowjob jaan!

1519
01:30:08,985 --> 01:30:12,362
Wat se sei smiet my hielendal ôf!

1520
01:30:12,363 --> 01:30:14,239
Wy moete amper 'IO minuten lyn,

1521
01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:17,492
amper in wurd wiksele,
en dat biedt se my oan!

1522
01:30:17,493 --> 01:30:21,162
Ferdomme, it is geweldich genôch
om it fan in moai famke te hearren,

1523
01:30:21,163 --> 01:30:26,163
wat oars soe mooglik wêze yn winkel?

1524
01:30:26,544 --> 01:30:30,297
Mar litte wy ôfwaskje foardat ik dy blaze, goed?

1525
01:30:30,298 --> 01:30:35,298
Jo folje dit yn wylst ik gean klear meitsje.

1526
01:30:36,512 --> 01:30:38,638
Ik ken elk wurd op dizze foarm,

1527
01:30:38,639 --> 01:30:41,808
mar neat fan it makket gjin sin.

1528
01:30:41,809 --> 01:30:44,978
Star Wars, Little Bee, 10-Finger Piano,

1529
01:30:44,979 --> 01:30:46,813
De wrâld rûn, fleanende trapeze?

1530
01:30:46,814 --> 01:30:49,482
Dragon Drill en Pop-Rock Pearls?

1531
01:30:49,483 --> 01:30:51,943
Al sjoch ik der nei, folslein ferlern,

1532
01:30:51,944 --> 01:30:54,195
Dat wol ik har net de yndruk jaan

1533
01:30:54,196 --> 01:30:55,906
Ik bin it soarte fan guy dy't mist fertrouwen en

1534
01:30:55,907 --> 01:30:58,241
kin gjin besluten nimme.

1535
01:30:58,242 --> 01:31:02,662
Dus ik tink ... ik sil se allegear oantike!

1536
01:31:02,663 --> 01:31:07,663
Jo kinne der no yn komme.

1537
01:31:09,420 --> 01:31:14,420
Okee.

1538
01:31:15,968 --> 01:31:17,344
It is grut.

1539
01:31:17,345 --> 01:31:20,096
Wat is grut?

1540
01:31:20,097 --> 01:31:21,306
It is gewoan grut.

1541
01:31:21,307 --> 01:31:24,768
Ik wit dat "grut" in relatyf eigenskipswurd is,

1542
01:31:24,769 --> 01:31:28,772
dus ik bin der net wis fan oft se bedoelt

1543
01:31:28,773 --> 01:31:30,482
Ik bin grutter dan de measte klanten,

1544
01:31:30,483 --> 01:31:35,483
of gewoan grutter as in toskestoker.

1545
01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:54,673
Lit ús begjinne mei wetterbed tsjinst.

1546
01:31:54,674 --> 01:31:59,674
Earst komt "Dragon on Earth".

1547
01:32:34,296 --> 01:32:39,296
Folgjende is "Star Wars".

1548
01:32:46,934 --> 01:32:51,934
Draai om.

1549
01:33:08,456 --> 01:33:13,456
Dan de "10-Finger Piano" en "Round the World".

1550
01:33:25,473 --> 01:33:26,639
Ik hie noait rommele

1551
01:33:26,640 --> 01:33:29,267
mei vibrators foar.

1552
01:33:29,268 --> 01:33:32,479
Dit sil myn earste kear wêze.
It soe de muoite wurdich wêze om te ûnthâlden.

1553
01:33:32,480 --> 01:33:36,149
Dit moat de "Earth-Shaker" wêze.

1554
01:33:36,150 --> 01:33:37,901
"De moanne ferheegje", dan?

1555
01:33:37,902 --> 01:33:40,987
It hjit "Up-Root"!

1556
01:33:40,988 --> 01:33:41,863
Relax gewoan.

1557
01:33:41,864 --> 01:33:45,366
Ik hie nea tocht myn efterste
soe sa temmen wurde.

1558
01:33:45,367 --> 01:33:47,410
Mar om earlik te wêzen,

1559
01:33:47,411 --> 01:33:52,411
Ik fyn it leuk!

1560
01:33:59,340 --> 01:34:04,340
Folgjende, de "Dragon Drill".

1561
01:34:13,354 --> 01:34:15,021
Och, ik fergeat hast te freegjen...

1562
01:34:15,022 --> 01:34:17,315
wolle jo Pop-Rocks?

1563
01:34:17,316 --> 01:34:18,316
Wat?

1564
01:34:18,317 --> 01:34:20,485
Jo nimme bubble tee pearels en plak se binnen.

1565
01:34:20,486 --> 01:34:23,530
Ik haw jonges heard sizzen dat it echt moai is.
Wolle jo besykje?

1566
01:34:23,531 --> 01:34:24,948
Wat? Nee!

1567
01:34:24,949 --> 01:34:27,534
Sit gjin soargen, it komt goed!

1568
01:34:27,535 --> 01:34:28,827
Ik sil goed sûnder.

1569
01:34:28,828 --> 01:34:31,704
Ik bin fernuvere dat jo net oanbiede om te stokken
echte pearels yn wylst do bist by it

1570
01:34:31,705 --> 01:34:35,583
Myn kont hie syn earste ynbrekker net twa minuten lyn.

1571
01:34:35,584 --> 01:34:37,252
Omdat se moai is, kin ik ferneare

1572
01:34:37,253 --> 01:34:38,795
sa'n beheinde ynspeksje,

1573
01:34:38,796 --> 01:34:41,339
mar dat betsjut net

1574
01:34:41,340 --> 01:34:43,424
willekeurige jiskefet deryn dumpe is cool!

1575
01:34:43,425 --> 01:34:45,385
Dat is it net

1576
01:34:45,386 --> 01:34:47,053
Ik soe har opskriuwe litte,

1577
01:34:47,054 --> 01:34:51,224
mar men moat safolle jaan as men kriget:

1578
01:34:51,225 --> 01:34:53,184
myn skerpe tonge soe jûn dizze skoare.

1579
01:34:53,185 --> 01:34:57,438
Hokker nûmer bad is dit foar jo hjoed?

1580
01:34:57,439 --> 01:34:59,357
De fyfde.

1581
01:34:59,358 --> 01:35:02,443
Foar mar in momint, ik fielde sorry foar har.

1582
01:35:02,444 --> 01:35:06,114
Is baden safolle kearen deis

1583
01:35:06,115 --> 01:35:09,784
mei frjemde manlju beskôge skjin of smoarch?

1584
01:35:09,785 --> 01:35:11,369
Ik kin net beslute.

1585
01:35:11,370 --> 01:35:13,580
Gjin minsken yn dizze wrâld bûten

1586
01:35:13,581 --> 01:35:15,748
fan prostituees en

1587
01:35:15,749 --> 01:35:18,585
Doraemon syn freon Shizuka soe baeije safolle.

1588
01:35:18,586 --> 01:35:20,336
Hawwe jo plannen?

1589
01:35:20,337 --> 01:35:24,424
Miskien genôch besparje om in bedriuw te begjinnen?

1590
01:35:24,425 --> 01:35:27,844
Ik wit it noch net, noch.

1591
01:35:27,845 --> 01:35:31,431
Oh, ik wit it. Jo wolle mear ûnderfining opdwaan

1592
01:35:31,432 --> 01:35:33,141
troch hjir earst te wurkjen, dan krije

1593
01:35:33,142 --> 01:35:36,269
in escort baan by de karaoke neist

1594
01:35:36,270 --> 01:35:41,270
wêr kinst leare wat mear.

1595
01:35:42,860 --> 01:35:46,613
Ik wurke eins by dy karaoke.

1596
01:35:46,614 --> 01:35:50,116
Ik waard twongen om elke dei te drinken,

1597
01:35:50,117 --> 01:35:52,827
en propositioned eltse inkele nacht.

1598
01:35:52,828 --> 01:35:56,456
Ik hie nea in fatsoenlike nachtrêst

1599
01:35:56,457 --> 01:35:59,000
oant lang om let ik moete ien klant

1600
01:35:59,001 --> 01:36:04,001
dy't my goed behannele en my altyd freegje,

1601
01:36:04,548 --> 01:36:09,548
dat ik besleat om serieus mei him te wurden,

1602
01:36:10,054 --> 01:36:14,015
mar hy fûn gau in nij famke

1603
01:36:14,016 --> 01:36:19,016
en dumpte my ...

1604
01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:28,400
lam sa nutteloos nimmen ...

1605
01:36:35,871 --> 01:36:37,872
Graach net skrieme. Besparje jo triennen

1606
01:36:37,873 --> 01:36:40,667
foar tiden fan freugde.

1607
01:36:40,668 --> 01:36:42,835
Ik kaam hjir

1608
01:36:42,836 --> 01:36:44,420
foar in goeie tiid,

1609
01:36:44,421 --> 01:36:47,882
dus hoe feroare it yn in skriemende sesje?

1610
01:36:47,883 --> 01:36:50,009
De tiid tiket fuort en

1611
01:36:50,010 --> 01:36:53,304
se docht neat.

1612
01:36:53,305 --> 01:36:56,015
Fuck! Koe se in Arsenal-fan wêze,

1613
01:36:56,016 --> 01:36:57,475
besykje de hoekskoptaktyk

1614
01:36:57,476 --> 01:37:00,103
de klok ferbaarne?!

1615
01:37:00,104 --> 01:37:03,523
Mar dan docht bliken dat ik har hielendal ferkeard haw...

1616
01:37:03,524 --> 01:37:05,858
Tankewol, ik bin klear mei gûlen.

1617
01:37:05,859 --> 01:37:10,859
Lit ús trochgean.

1618
01:37:24,586 --> 01:37:27,046
Wa kaam mei dit

1619
01:37:27,047 --> 01:37:29,257
Fjoer en iis technyk?

1620
01:37:29,258 --> 01:37:32,385
Ik haw myn fermoedens,

1621
01:37:32,386 --> 01:37:35,555
mar yn alle gefallen is it sa natuerlik

1622
01:37:35,556 --> 01:37:38,099
dat it mei yin en yang te krijen hawwe moat.

1623
01:37:38,100 --> 01:37:40,935
Ik leau fêst dat dit en bareback blowjobs

1624
01:37:40,936 --> 01:37:42,353
binne de grutste Sineeske útfinings

1625
01:37:42,354 --> 01:37:45,898
sûnt rys en noedels.

1626
01:37:45,899 --> 01:37:48,526
Litte wy werom nei it bêd, goed?

1627
01:37:48,527 --> 01:37:49,819
Ik sil de dingen klear meitsje.

1628
01:37:49,820 --> 01:37:54,820
Earlik sein, as jo seine gean nei de hel,
Ik soe begjinne te graven.

1629
01:37:55,951 --> 01:37:57,577
Wat dochst do?

1630
01:37:57,578 --> 01:37:59,746
It dwaan fan de "Flying Trapeze" foar jo.

1631
01:37:59,747 --> 01:38:01,748
"Fleanende trapeze"?

1632
01:38:01,749 --> 01:38:06,749
It is in blowjob op 'e kop.

1633
01:38:20,351 --> 01:38:24,270
Dat is hielendal goed.
Wêrom komsto net werom nei ûnderen.

1634
01:38:24,271 --> 01:38:25,313
Mar jo hawwe it tikke,

1635
01:38:25,314 --> 01:38:27,148
dus as ik it net doch, sille se my straffen.

1636
01:38:27,149 --> 01:38:29,567
Meitsje dy gjin soargen. Ik bin dejinge dy't jo freget om it net te dwaan.

1637
01:38:29,568 --> 01:38:34,568
Doch neat oars.

1638
01:38:34,782 --> 01:38:39,782
Wolle jo neat?

1639
01:38:40,788 --> 01:38:45,788
Werklik? Hielendal neat?

1640
01:39:01,183 --> 01:39:03,768
Kinne jo my goed fiele?

1641
01:39:03,769 --> 01:39:08,769
Ja.

1642
01:40:23,974 --> 01:40:26,309
Lit my besykje boppe te wêzen.

1643
01:40:26,310 --> 01:40:29,896
Ik haw noait in famke moete dy't frege
posysjes te wikseljen.

1644
01:40:29,897 --> 01:40:32,148
Foar my is it sa seldsum as

1645
01:40:32,149 --> 01:40:36,068
in famke dat noait te let is.

1646
01:40:36,069 --> 01:40:40,156
Witte jo wêr't myn wenplak is?

1647
01:40:40,157 --> 01:40:42,783
Dat is net it punt.

1648
01:40:42,784 --> 01:40:44,160
Wat is dan dyn punt?

1649
01:40:44,161 --> 01:40:47,038
It punt is, elkenien dêr

1650
01:40:47,039 --> 01:40:52,039
leart hynder fan jongs ôf.

1651
01:40:59,426 --> 01:41:04,426
Kin ik flugger gean?

1652
01:41:14,858 --> 01:41:18,986
It fielt sa goed. Kinsto langer gean?

1653
01:41:18,987 --> 01:41:22,406
Celia is, sûnder twifel,
in betûfte jockette,

1654
01:41:22,407 --> 01:41:24,534
Wa wit hoefolle kearen
sy hat rûn de winners sirkels?

1655
01:41:24,535 --> 01:41:27,370
Ik bed se hat riden mear manlju as

1656
01:41:27,371 --> 01:41:29,956
Douglas Whyte rydt op hynders!

1657
01:41:29,957 --> 01:41:32,583
Har winsk is sa flatterend.

1658
01:41:32,584 --> 01:41:33,834
Ik haw nea moete in meiwurker

1659
01:41:33,835 --> 01:41:35,336
sa ree om te wurkjen OT.

1660
01:41:35,337 --> 01:41:37,213
En ik sil har de hiele wei helpe.

1661
01:41:37,214 --> 01:41:39,966
Seks is grappich:

1662
01:41:39,967 --> 01:41:41,509
hoe minder jo konsintrearje,

1663
01:41:41,510 --> 01:41:43,469
hoe better kinst duorje.

1664
01:41:43,470 --> 01:41:45,680
Dus ik besletten om te sjen om en

1665
01:41:45,681 --> 01:41:47,932
mysels ôfliede

1666
01:41:47,933 --> 01:41:52,933
mei oare dingen.

1667
01:41:53,313 --> 01:41:55,481
Ik wurkje hurd om te beteljen foar jo stúdzje yn Ingelân.

1668
01:41:55,482 --> 01:41:59,944
Hoe kinne jo sels tsjin my stean?

1669
01:41:59,945 --> 01:42:00,987
Wat is der mis?

1670
01:42:00,988 --> 01:42:02,989
Gean ik te hurd? Docht it sear?

1671
01:42:02,990 --> 01:42:04,991
Err... Nei...

1672
01:42:04,992 --> 01:42:07,785
Gjin probleem. Ik kin him wer opblaze.

1673
01:42:07,786 --> 01:42:09,662
Lit my in wiete tissue krije ...

1674
01:42:09,663 --> 01:42:12,582
Wet tissue?!

1675
01:42:12,583 --> 01:42:15,459
Jo witte hoefolle kimen der binne dizze dagen.

1676
01:42:15,460 --> 01:42:17,336
Ien kear desinfekteare, is it sa'n opluchting!

1677
01:42:17,337 --> 01:42:19,797
Wy binne in demokrasy, lit ús stimme oer oft

1678
01:42:19,798 --> 01:42:21,674
Frankie moat hoeren freegje of net.

1679
01:42:21,675 --> 01:42:22,967
Ik sei my net as in hoer te behanneljen,

1680
01:42:22,968 --> 01:42:24,760
mar jo hoegden net in echte te finen!

1681
01:42:24,761 --> 01:42:27,179
Ik wol neat mei in john te krijen hawwe!
Ik haat dy!

1682
01:42:27,180 --> 01:42:31,726
Dat is net rjocht.
Manlju wurde berne ree om te beteljen foar it.

1683
01:42:31,727 --> 01:42:33,519
It is as iten út honger.

1684
01:42:33,520 --> 01:42:34,604
Is der thús net genôch iten?

1685
01:42:34,605 --> 01:42:36,731
Do bastard! Acting sa rjochtfeardich en

1686
01:42:36,732 --> 01:42:38,357
preekjen oer net surfen op it web foar hoeren.

1687
01:42:38,358 --> 01:42:39,984
Jo binne net oars as "The Hypocritic"!

1688
01:42:39,985 --> 01:42:41,944
Stopje asjebleaft my te skiljen mei myn skermnamme.

1689
01:42:41,945 --> 01:42:43,237
Soan, ik bin dejinge dy't in min foarbyld joech!

1690
01:42:43,238 --> 01:42:46,365
Ik bin in liger en de wiere hypokryt!

1691
01:42:46,366 --> 01:42:48,242
Mar dat betsjut net dat ik gjin yntegriteit haw.

1692
01:42:48,243 --> 01:42:49,744
As heit, as soan

1693
01:42:49,745 --> 01:42:51,162
Ik hie altyd myn twifels. As bist

1694
01:42:51,163 --> 01:42:53,497
echt sa'n selsleaze frijwilliger.

1695
01:42:53,498 --> 01:42:57,668
Desinfektearje jo en tante meastentiids?

1696
01:42:57,669 --> 01:42:59,879
Stean rjocht! Stopje hoerjen!

1697
01:42:59,880 --> 01:43:01,380
Gean werom en skriuw 1000 kear

1698
01:43:01,381 --> 01:43:02,632
"Ik mei gjin hoeren wer krije"!

1699
01:43:02,633 --> 01:43:05,217
Lever it moarn yn!

1700
01:43:05,218 --> 01:43:07,637
Der waard in klacht yntsjinne tsjin jo hoer.

1701
01:43:07,638 --> 01:43:10,264
Hawwe jo dit kondoom út it finster smiten?

1702
01:43:10,265 --> 01:43:13,726
Offisier, privee saken moatte net
yn it iepenbier besprutsen wurde

1703
01:43:13,727 --> 01:43:15,519
Ik bin hjir allinnich om't der in klacht yntsjinne is.

1704
01:43:15,520 --> 01:43:17,688
Jo kinne it bêste dûbel kontrolearje.

1705
01:43:17,689 --> 01:43:20,733
Skat, ik haw hjoed in T-back oan!

1706
01:43:20,734 --> 01:43:25,734
Kontrolearje asjebleaft foarsichtiger, offisier!

1707
01:43:29,868 --> 01:43:32,995
Ik sei dy net te oertinken alles.

1708
01:43:32,996 --> 01:43:35,039
Wêrom meitsje jo jo safolle soargen?

1709
01:43:35,040 --> 01:43:40,040
Jo sille it ferline net kinne ferjitte.

1710
01:43:49,888 --> 01:43:52,181
Hald dy de mûle!

1711
01:43:52,182 --> 01:43:57,182
Ik... ik bedoelde dy net...

1712
01:45:45,879 --> 01:45:48,088
Ik smoke net, it is net sûn

1713
01:45:48,089 --> 01:45:53,089
Jo moatte ophâlde.

1714
01:46:52,153 --> 01:46:56,073
It wurdt tiid dat ik fuortgean.

1715
01:46:56,074 --> 01:46:59,618
Ik sjoch dy út.

1716
01:46:59,619 --> 01:47:01,370
Do bist in goed persoan.

1717
01:47:01,371 --> 01:47:04,999
Dat wie befredigjend en fielde echt goed.

1718
01:47:05,000 --> 01:47:06,250
Sille wy dan wer moetsje?

1719
01:47:06,251 --> 01:47:08,085
Wis.

1720
01:47:08,086 --> 01:47:13,086
Mar do silst my hiel gau ferjitte.

1721
01:47:15,510 --> 01:47:17,344
Wêrom jou ik jo myn QQ-nûmer net.

1722
01:47:17,345 --> 01:47:22,345
Okee.

1723
01:47:34,779 --> 01:47:39,700
Oant sjen.

1724
01:47:39,701 --> 01:47:42,286
Ik tink dat jo echt spesjaal binne.

1725
01:47:42,287 --> 01:47:47,287
Ik sil dy net ferjitte.

1726
01:48:32,337 --> 01:48:37,337
Do bist prachtich.

1727
01:49:10,959 --> 01:49:15,959
Ik sil dy net ferjitte.

1728
01:49:33,106 --> 01:49:35,274
Bestel mar al wat ferdomd ding.

1729
01:49:35,275 --> 01:49:37,651
Okee, wy binne hjir allegear.

1730
01:49:37,652 --> 01:49:39,820
Elkenien nimme út 2O bucks.

1731
01:49:39,821 --> 01:49:41,113
Wêrom moat ik jou 2O bucks?

1732
01:49:41,114 --> 01:49:44,533
Wat dan ek, doch it gewoan.

1733
01:49:44,534 --> 01:49:46,493
Goed, hearen

1734
01:49:46,494 --> 01:49:49,329
Wy hienen it justerjûn allegear goed.

1735
01:49:49,330 --> 01:49:50,456
No is it tiid

1736
01:49:50,457 --> 01:49:53,042
om jo doelpunten te rapportearjen!

1737
01:49:53,043 --> 01:49:54,418
Myn freon Nick hjir

1738
01:49:54,419 --> 01:49:56,128
sil útlizze.

1739
01:49:56,129 --> 01:49:58,130
Elkenien skriuwt it oantal kearen op

1740
01:49:58,131 --> 01:49:59,465
do kaamst op in stikje papier.

1741
01:49:59,466 --> 01:50:00,549
Jo moatte jo namme net skriuwe

1742
01:50:00,550 --> 01:50:01,967
útsein as jo echt wolle.

1743
01:50:01,968 --> 01:50:03,969
Dan krije wy elk ien rieden op it totaal.

1744
01:50:03,970 --> 01:50:04,970
Rjochts goed en jo nimme de pot.

1745
01:50:04,971 --> 01:50:07,473
Meardere winners sille it splitse, goed?

1746
01:50:07,474 --> 01:50:08,265
Okee.

1747
01:50:08,266 --> 01:50:10,350
Jo freonen binne bespotlik.

1748
01:50:10,351 --> 01:50:15,351
Whatever, set it mar del!

1749
01:50:16,733 --> 01:50:20,486
Okee. Fan lofts nei rjochts,
elke persoan riedt in nûmer.

1750
01:50:20,487 --> 01:50:21,779
Okee, litte wy sjen ...

1751
01:50:21,780 --> 01:50:22,738
wuw, 1!

1752
01:50:22,739 --> 01:50:24,364
Dizze keardel is in wimp!

1753
01:50:24,365 --> 01:50:27,951
Dou in grapke? Wat in fergriemerij!

1754
01:50:27,952 --> 01:50:30,287
Se sei dat it har earste dei wie

1755
01:50:30,288 --> 01:50:32,331
en hie gjin ûnderfining, dus ik ...

1756
01:50:32,332 --> 01:50:35,250
Fuck! Dat sizze se allegearre!

1757
01:50:35,251 --> 01:50:37,878
Wat in siik.

1758
01:50:37,879 --> 01:50:39,463
Wow, o!

1759
01:50:39,464 --> 01:50:41,006
Krekt as jo tinke dat it net slimmer wurde kin.

1760
01:50:41,007 --> 01:50:42,674
Dat moat in grap wêze.

1761
01:50:42,675 --> 01:50:45,719
Rjochts. Wa't de ballen hat
te bekennen krijt syn jild werom.

1762
01:50:45,720 --> 01:50:47,596
En ik sil noch 500 fan myn eigen ynsette. Immen?

1763
01:50:47,597 --> 01:50:52,597
Net ien wol besitte? Moai.

1764
01:50:53,937 --> 01:50:56,480
Sân?!

1765
01:50:56,481 --> 01:50:59,316
Gjin needsaak om te rieden! It wie my!

1766
01:50:59,317 --> 01:51:01,527
Do koest... sân kear mei dy iene?

1767
01:51:01,528 --> 01:51:02,444
Wat witsto?

1768
01:51:02,445 --> 01:51:03,862
Guys komme út foar wat?

1769
01:51:03,863 --> 01:51:05,739
Perfoarst gjin frou te finen!

1770
01:51:05,740 --> 01:51:07,491
Wat betsjut dat jo ien moatte kieze

1771
01:51:07,492 --> 01:51:09,326
wa wit de betsjutting fan tsjinst.

1772
01:51:09,327 --> 01:51:11,662
De ûnsjogge wurde altyd oersjoen,

1773
01:51:11,663 --> 01:51:13,872
dus jo dogge se in geunst troch se te kiezen

1774
01:51:13,873 --> 01:51:15,791
en hja sille betelje jo mei dûbele de ynspannings .

1775
01:51:15,792 --> 01:51:17,000
Ik ha toarst.

1776
01:51:17,001 --> 01:51:22,001
Hjir.

1777
01:51:23,216 --> 01:51:24,967
Ik kin de druk nimme, hurder.

1778
01:51:24,968 --> 01:51:27,010
Okee. Is dat goed?

1779
01:51:27,011 --> 01:51:28,512
Net min. Sigaret.

1780
01:51:28,513 --> 01:51:33,513
Hjir.

1781
01:51:34,644 --> 01:51:36,562
Hotte meitsje har gjin soargen oer it hawwen fan klanten.

1782
01:51:36,563 --> 01:51:38,897
As jo ​​se net nimme, sil in oar it wol.

1783
01:51:38,898 --> 01:51:41,233
Wat dogge se skele?

1784
01:51:41,234 --> 01:51:46,234
Wier, in master ûnder de minsken.

1785
01:51:46,239 --> 01:51:51,239
- Dat betsjut dat jo Juliet...
- Ja.

1786
01:51:58,042 --> 01:52:03,042
Kinne wy ​​begjinne?

1787
01:52:04,424 --> 01:52:09,424
Doch dyn klean út, kom dan yn.

1788
01:52:14,976 --> 01:52:19,976
Wêrom skrobje jo allinich dizze kant?

1789
01:52:20,273 --> 01:52:22,816
...dus dit is "Bikini Style"?

1790
01:52:22,817 --> 01:52:26,278
Wat de fuck wolst?!

1791
01:52:26,279 --> 01:52:28,530
Jo kinne wie de oare dielen, te.

1792
01:52:28,531 --> 01:52:33,531
Fansels...

1793
01:52:34,078 --> 01:52:37,998
It docht aardich sear, kinne jo ... sêfter wêze?

1794
01:52:37,999 --> 01:52:39,374
Dyn lul is sa fucking lyts,

1795
01:52:39,375 --> 01:52:44,375
as ik net hurd gean, glydt it my út 'e hân!

1796
01:52:48,301 --> 01:52:53,301
Droog dysels en wachtsje bûten.

1797
01:52:54,307 --> 01:52:57,351
As dat it is, bin ik nei it fabryk.

1798
01:52:57,352 --> 01:52:59,269
Skilje as jo it nochris dwaan wolle.

1799
01:52:59,270 --> 01:53:01,104
Dickhead!

1800
01:53:01,105 --> 01:53:03,482
Wy gongen dan allegear werom?

1801
01:53:03,483 --> 01:53:08,483
Ik haw besletten noch in nacht te bliuwen.

1802
01:53:43,690 --> 01:53:44,731
Ik bin dyn freondinne.

1803
01:53:44,732 --> 01:53:46,358
Fansels bin ik de earste dy't jo stypje!

1804
01:53:46,359 --> 01:53:51,359
Ik sil altyd dyn nûmer ien fan wêze!

1805
01:54:23,646 --> 01:54:28,646
It spyt my.

1806
01:55:04,228 --> 01:55:07,147
Ik hâld fan dy.

1807
01:55:07,148 --> 01:55:10,233
Wêrom lykje jo hjoed sa oars?

1808
01:55:10,234 --> 01:55:13,195
Op hokker wize? Ik bin itselde.

1809
01:55:13,196 --> 01:55:15,030
Ik wol dy fragen stelle,

1810
01:55:15,031 --> 01:55:16,615
mar wês net gek.

1811
01:55:16,616 --> 01:55:18,325
Dus freegje.

1812
01:55:18,326 --> 01:55:23,326
Ha jo ea hie in prostituee?

1813
01:55:24,040 --> 01:55:26,583
Hear, fielst dy net goed?

1814
01:55:26,584 --> 01:55:29,795
Binne jo help nedich?

1815
01:55:29,796 --> 01:55:31,588
It giet goed, tank.

1816
01:55:31,589 --> 01:55:36,589
Krekt in bytsje sentiminteel.

1817
01:55:44,477 --> 01:55:49,477
(Ik bin einliks gjin nimmen XD)

1818
01:56:04,664 --> 01:56:09,664
Der wurdt sein dat winsk is as in grinsleaze bosk.

1819
01:56:09,669 --> 01:56:13,213
Sadree't jo binnen binne, is it dreech om werom te kommen.

1820
01:56:13,214 --> 01:56:16,758
Liet dizze reis nei in paradys fan wille,

1821
01:56:16,759 --> 01:56:20,011
of in ûnderwrâld fan sûnde?

1822
01:56:20,012 --> 01:56:25,012
"ORIGINAL BY XIAN XI MURAKAMI HARUKI"

1823
01:56:25,852 --> 01:56:30,852
"Screenplay, regissearre troch en mei yn haadrol MARK WU"

1824
01:57:08,561 --> 01:57:13,561
Hee heit, do kinst no gean.

1825
01:57:14,817 --> 01:57:17,402
Do bliuwst hjir, ferhúzje net.
Ik gean wat keapje.

1826
01:57:17,403 --> 01:57:20,238
Ik sjoch him yn syn swart-framed bril

1827
01:57:20,239 --> 01:57:22,032
en syn grize jas,

1828
01:57:22,033 --> 01:57:24,409
hingjen nei it spoar,

1829
01:57:24,410 --> 01:57:28,121
easket himsels del sûnder al te folle muoite.

1830
01:57:28,122 --> 01:57:30,207
Mar doe't er oer de spoaren en

1831
01:57:30,208 --> 01:57:33,835
moat it tsjinoerstelde platfoarm opklimme,
it is net sa maklik.

1832
01:57:33,836 --> 01:57:38,048
Mei twa hannen omheech,
twa fuotten besykje te folgjen,

1833
01:57:38,049 --> 01:57:40,258
syn lichem leit links,

1834
01:57:40,259 --> 01:57:42,344
syn wrakseljend gesicht yn it sicht bringt.

1835
01:57:42,345 --> 01:57:44,888
Ik sjoch dan syn silhouet en

1836
01:57:44,889 --> 01:57:48,225
it bringt my ta triennen.

1837
01:57:48,226 --> 01:57:49,976
Ik wiskje se fuort,

1838
01:57:49,977 --> 01:57:52,938
bang dat hy sil sjen, dat oaren sille sjen.

1839
01:57:52,939 --> 01:57:54,689
Doe't ik my omdraaide om wer te sjen, wie hy

1840
01:57:54,690 --> 01:57:59,690
al werom mei in bûse sinaasappels.

1841
01:58:02,532 --> 01:58:06,368
Mar heit... ik yt gjin sinaasappels...

1842
01:58:06,369 --> 01:58:11,369
Oh, dizze binne net foar jo.

1843
01:58:12,959 --> 01:58:15,126
De kondomen dêr boppe brekke maklik.

1844
01:58:15,127 --> 01:58:20,127
Mar ik wie krekt nei de manga-ekspo.

1845
01:58:23,386 --> 01:58:26,429
James advisearret nûmer 88,
seit dat se geweldich is.

1846
01:58:26,430 --> 01:58:30,809
Hat har al.

1847
01:58:30,810 --> 01:58:32,811
De trein is hjir. Ik bin fuort.

1848
01:58:32,812 --> 01:58:35,522
Op dat stuit begryp ik einliks

1849
01:58:35,523 --> 01:58:37,649
de betsjutting fan 'e les oer "Silhouette"

1850
01:58:37,650 --> 01:58:39,568
En myn heit en ik

1851
01:58:39,569 --> 01:58:44,569
hawwe nea west tichter.